math

Supposedly torture, if you listen to them. But math is a source of enjoyment and happiness if you look at it from the "RIGHT ANGLE". Looking at it from just a 2D perspective is a boring view. If you're bad at it, you won't enjoy it. If you did Algebra I in 1st grade, you'll love it like me. If you did Trigonometry before middle school, you'll also love it. Pre-calculus before 7th grade, you'll also like it. It can also help you in a dire situation.

Person 1: I HATE MATH!!!
Person 2: I LOVE MATH!!!
*start fighting like crazy*
Person 2: I won with the power of math!

by HaloExpert422 September 9, 2016

Math

Mental
Abuse
To
Humans

Teacher: Alright class it's time for today's math lesson. Now before we start can someone please define math
Student: Mental Abuse To Humans that spells out math and is the meaning

by Chenoa22 December 18, 2016

Math buddy

A name you call the hot guy that sits beside you in math class. Usually the BIGGEST (you know what i mean ;) fuckboy in your entire school. Instead of concentrating on your math work you daydream about things you'd do to him ;)

Oh man, Math Buddy looked Fine as fuck today, Id climb him at any moment if i had the chance.

by Blondie007 March 7, 2017

Post Truth Math

Also known as “Fake Math,” “Trump Math,” “Bigly Math,” and “BS Math.” Half-lies and conspiracies about or on math and math education, which look superficially or uncritically fun, but they are conceptually dangerous to most semi-innumerates and non-symbol-minded folks.

Millions of MAGA patriots have been brainwashed or radicalized to believe post truth math without questions, which has indirectly led to the banning of some math titles or classics in some puritan circles.

by Numerati August 4, 2024

Aria Math

A very good song by the legendary C418, this piece is only ever surpassed by dreiton , and this is the only math you will ever like.

(THIS IS NOT ANOTHER TYPE OF MATH, I SWEAR!)

playing minecraft
*aria math starts playing*
dude1: YO IS THAT ARIA MATH
dude 2: Yea, what the big deal?
dude1: I LOVE ARIA MATH
dude2: ok

by minecraft_volume_beta August 9, 2023

Math

Not as the easiest thing to do in school. For me it's like kind of easy it starts to be easy and then gets hard.

Me: *Parents make me studies*
Teacher: Guess what?
Classmate Girly1: A math game please be a fricking math game
Classmate Boy1: I wonder if its a math test.
Me: djsdhadhoai sfshhdfshdfkajsdf ahhahaahahahahaha bet not a test i swaeraererrr
Teacher: Its a test
Me: naodnaondonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
"During Test"
Me : * Finishes after 10 mins*

Class: >cO

Me: What I'm forced to study

Everyone: *Wishes they did that* 0o0

by anonymous December 2, 2022

MATH

Mental Abuse To Humans

Joe: Hey Bob! How was Math?

Bob: Well Joe, the same as always... it was mental abuse....

by WolfieGia_2005 October 15, 2017