slut machine 

Like the slot machine except that when you win at the slut machine, these are not coins but sluts and fellatio falling from the sky.
Don't cheat with the machine if you don't want Jack the big truck driver to get out.

Oh damnation! He was convicted for pimping because he won the jackpot at the slut machine!

slut machine by Snarpan June 13, 2017

food machine broke 

As show in many dank memes

Mostly features big black men in a car

Food machine broke
Understandable, have a good day

food machine broke by Kfantu1313 July 5, 2017

Chencing Machine 

Nickname of EXO's Chen.
A real dancing machine. This man can shuffle until the sun comes up, but don't invite him to your party because he will whine so much about anything and everything that it'll either make you insane or deaf.

MC: "What do you call yourself?"
Chen: "Chencing machine."

Chencing Machine by lizbird July 31, 2017

piece machine 

Anything that is determine to be a piece.

That's a damn piece machine.

piece machine by Auteylou August 12, 2017

penis machine 

A man in which is sexually active "too much so" and can't help but have sexual relations with anything and anyone he can

"My dad has had sex with more then 50 woman my dad is a penis machine"
Yesterday' I heard my roommate and mom doing it last night "my He's is a penis machine".

penis machine by Sam morph September 22, 2017

washing machine cunt 

a huge wet cunt.

Here is an example of it using.

"Fuck you washing machine cunt"

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Anal machine

A type of machine that inserts and takes out dildos with great speed and agility to pleasure your taintiful needs.

“John, I can’t sit down because of the anal machine that we used last night”

Anal machine by Yvng lean boi November 12, 2017