Life Tax

When you pay for something, usually of a small value, that you don't want or is of no value to you, for example asking for no cheese in the drive thru and when you get home you find out there is cheese and is not worrh the trip to return it so you throw it away.

I just got life taxed when I got home and found out the gallon of milk I just bought was expired.

by Urbanplanner June 2, 2018

twazzle life

A group of friends who gets saucy together

Look at them boyz sauced up them boyz twazzle life , aka direcktionz , banga and breeze

by NanDaMan April 20, 2017

Life Lag

When someone is just slow in all aspects of life.

Robbie, " Hey guys, I finally graduated high school."
Robbie suffers from a bad case of life lag.

by MasterFox November 18, 2010

Life fat

The “weight” you gain when you stop running away from responsibilities and commitment. E.g. mortgage, kids

Brad gained a lot of extra pounds of life fat in the shape of a 3 bedroom semi-detached in the suburbs

by GooseWillis April 20, 2019

Pug life

Overlord rpo

Hey I just got spanked by daddy Pug life

by Anand___ September 26, 2021

Life on the Cob

Living in the rural corn lands (Pennsylvania, Illinois, Kansas, etc.)

New Yorker: Wow, I love it here in rural Pennsylvania! I feel like I’m fending for my life!

Pennsylvanian: Well, that’s the way it is here. Life on the cob isn’t easy.

by toucansandfish March 18, 2023

Shit Life

Two words one might utter to explain that the situation they are in or how shitty their life is. Usually used in a jokingly matter to bring laughs in to someone's despair.

Mark: Man, my girlfriend dumped me last night cause I forgot it was her dogs birthday
Adam:That sucks man
Reggie: shit life!
Adam: haha yeah shit life

by Macindoc November 15, 2010