The most amazing person in the world. He is cool around the masses but he opens up around the ones he loves. He is extraordinarily protective in the best of ways. Mike can and will make you laugh harder than anyone else. He is the most adorable, cute, cool, nice, sweet, handsome, kind, generous, loving, caring, genuine, funny, considerate and awesome person I have ever met. Every moment of my life would be better if I could spend it with him. I could talk to him all day long and we’d never run out of things to say. His smile can make my day; even if it’s from across the room. I love him more than the sun, I need him more than breath it’s self. I can’t imagine my life without him; it scares me more than anything. I want to spend the rest of my life in his arms, cuddling him and looking deep in his eyes, with the words "I love you" softly touching his hot lips.

To put it simply, Mike is your main man. The hero. The Mike of your dreams. He's often imitated, never matched.

Example:
Me: Mike bought me a dozen roses for my birthday!
Best Friend: JEALOUS!
Me: What can I say? He's Mike!
Best Friend: He's King Michael I! I want to grow up to be just like him!
Me: Me too... I envy him so bad.

King Michael I by Quaker540 January 13, 2017

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King William

A small county in Virginia full of rednecks, potheads and drunks. and alot of wangsters and wannabe gangsters. This is typically unsual and full of boringness, unless someone dies or there is some new drama. If you go to King William prepare for a lifetime of craziness and weed.

YOU! King william is so gaannnggstaaa mayne. Eyy you , yeah you kid, gett outta hur! no one likes a niqua.! ...D*** Redneck!!!!!!

King William by LExREx November 16, 2011

king_o_poo

God among the drooling masses. That means you.

I wish king_o_poo would notice me. Guess I'll just have to go kill me-self instead.

king_o_poo by king_o_poo May 3, 2003

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