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Johnson

Another phrase used for the term ‘joint’
He had just finished nutting in Becky’s tight hoop as he smoked on a big fat Johnson
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johnson

your mother's everyday supply; a man's penis
your fucking fat mother used a giant johnson
by johnson hairy April 29, 2022
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Johnson

Yo I heard she was begging for that sweet Johnson tip!
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Johnson Time

The alternate time reality of good friends that are constantly late. For example, the call to tell you they left their house when you know that they're really won't be leaving for a half hour.
Hey, where are they? Who knows, they're on Johnson time.
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Johnson

Def: To tell a provable, bare faced lie.
One who is a bare faced liar.
"He's pulling a Johnson" (lying and everyone knows it)
"He's a right Johnson" (incontrovertible liar)
"You're not telling Johnsons are you?" (parent to child)
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she was shocked at the size of his johnson and wondered how she was going to fit all of it in her mouth
by tazee July 12, 2022
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