"Look at that guy over there, he's Johnson curling 100lbs!!"
"I wish my Johnson could curl that much"
"I wish my Johnson could curl that much"
by theoreticalbias May 1, 2023
Get the Johnson Curlmug. The best friend ever. He will always be by his best friends side in hard times. He has been bullied but is so strong and can fight through it because he is a warrior. A Talen is very nice and easy to talk to. Everyone secretly wants to be his friend. When he is bullied they are just jealous of him.
by Madakenn July 25, 2016
Get the talen johnsonmug. v. To stomp about in a self-aggrandizing manner and destroy centuries of sensible governance precedents. also a sexual activity in Canada.
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So I hear there be a chubby old fellow with a silly blonde hairdo trying to johnson on the banks of the Thames right under Big Ben.
That’s a boot right.
That’s a boot right.
by gnostic3 September 10, 2019
Get the johnsonmug. When you and a partner have sexual intercourse but there is a hole in your Johnnie leading to having a baby.
by Freeoakley February 10, 2017
Get the Magic Johnsonmug. Johnson Davidson is a simple Amish man. He loves his sisters (a bit too much) and would do anything for them. As an Amish man, Johnson Davidson loves building barns
by Diaper sniper December 18, 2020
Get the Johnson Davidsonmug. pt 2 because he’s a gemini meaning he’s 2 faced and this is the 2nd half of him, current update 28/10/2021, johnson oyefesobi is still living up to his reputation of being a manipulative toxic j gemini which can be proven in just one ss of a recent conversation, johno is a bully who thinks he can escape his fate because he is nigerian and gave water to a poor thirsty jamaican, he is forcing a ft call just for his chicken nuggets to cook to speed up the waiting time which proves toxicity, to this day he is still finessing kills and owned up to it with chest and all he can say to this is “cap” even tho he knows he’s lying, only difference is that he is no longer the biggest greyting known to man, he calls himself J Flavours and still here he is with no flavour as expected
still to this day, when you come into contact with a Johnson Oyefesobi pt 2, run, don’t even social distance, just run
by Chantelle Richmond October 27, 2021
Get the Johnson Oyefesobi pt 2mug. Johnson is a gift from God who's generous, kind, and charming. He's extremely charitable, willing to spend large sums of money for the sake of others despite it being at the risk of his own well-being. He's intelligent, talented but sometimes unaware of it, and is highly friendship orientated. People who are named Johnson usually have an appreciation for the color red, love dogs and other floofy animals, and have both hot and adorable features plastered onto them. They're unbelievable nice, have dark hair and dark eyes. They're not afraid to be themselves, and lots of people love that about them.
by Flash_boy November 23, 2021
Get the Johnsonmug.