Johnson

Another phrase used for the term ‘joint’

He had just finished nutting in Becky’s tight hoop as he smoked on a big fat Johnson

by Bigcollins April 8, 2022

johnson

your mother's everyday supply; a man's penis

your fucking fat mother used a giant johnson

by johnson hairy April 29, 2022

Johnson

slang for penis

Yo I heard she was begging for that sweet Johnson tip!

by Benthe_epicgamer May 8, 2022

Johnson

A really really cool last name.

Mr Johnson came late to class

by potato chomp mongolian chicken May 29, 2022

Johnson Time

The alternate time reality of good friends that are constantly late. For example, the call to tell you they left their house when you know that they're really won't be leaving for a half hour.

Hey, where are they? Who knows, they're on Johnson time.

by Sqlivnlow July 1, 2022

Johnson

Def: To tell a provable, bare faced lie.
One who is a bare faced liar.

"He's pulling a Johnson" (lying and everyone knows it)
"He's a right Johnson" (incontrovertible liar)
"You're not telling Johnsons are you?" (parent to child)

by cheryleveritt July 11, 2022

johnson

another name for the male member

she was shocked at the size of his johnson and wondered how she was going to fit all of it in her mouth

by tazee July 12, 2022