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Johnson Curl

A weight that you use your Johnson to lift up off the ground
"Look at that guy over there, he's Johnson curling 100lbs!!"

"I wish my Johnson could curl that much"
by theoreticalbias May 1, 2023
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talen johnson

The best friend ever. He will always be by his best friends side in hard times. He has been bullied but is so strong and can fight through it because he is a warrior. A Talen is very nice and easy to talk to. Everyone secretly wants to be his friend. When he is bullied they are just jealous of him.
He is so nice he must be a Talen johnson.
by Madakenn July 25, 2016
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johnson

v. To stomp about in a self-aggrandizing manner and destroy centuries of sensible governance precedents. also a sexual activity in Canada.

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So I hear there be a chubby old fellow with a silly blonde hairdo trying to johnson on the banks of the Thames right under Big Ben.

That’s a boot right.
by gnostic3 September 10, 2019
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Magic Johnson

When you and a partner have sexual intercourse but there is a hole in your Johnnie leading to having a baby.
I just Magic Johnsoned some chick I met in the club.
by Freeoakley February 10, 2017
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Johnson Davidson

Johnson Davidson is a simple Amish man. He loves his sisters (a bit too much) and would do anything for them. As an Amish man, Johnson Davidson loves building barns
Have you see that Amish man Johnson Davidson?
by Diaper sniper December 18, 2020
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Johnson Oyefesobi pt 2

pt 2 because he’s a gemini meaning he’s 2 faced and this is the 2nd half of him, current update 28/10/2021, johnson oyefesobi is still living up to his reputation of being a manipulative toxic j gemini which can be proven in just one ss of a recent conversation, johno is a bully who thinks he can escape his fate because he is nigerian and gave water to a poor thirsty jamaican, he is forcing a ft call just for his chicken nuggets to cook to speed up the waiting time which proves toxicity, to this day he is still finessing kills and owned up to it with chest and all he can say to this is “cap” even tho he knows he’s lying, only difference is that he is no longer the biggest greyting known to man, he calls himself J Flavours and still here he is with no flavour as expected
still to this day, when you come into contact with a Johnson Oyefesobi pt 2, run, don’t even social distance, just run
by Chantelle Richmond October 27, 2021
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Johnson

Johnson is a gift from God who's generous, kind, and charming. He's extremely charitable, willing to spend large sums of money for the sake of others despite it being at the risk of his own well-being. He's intelligent, talented but sometimes unaware of it, and is highly friendship orientated. People who are named Johnson usually have an appreciation for the color red, love dogs and other floofy animals, and have both hot and adorable features plastered onto them. They're unbelievable nice, have dark hair and dark eyes. They're not afraid to be themselves, and lots of people love that about them.
Wow johnson is a great guy
He is such a adorable and talented guy
by Flash_boy November 23, 2021
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