Magic Johnson

A magical johnson (slang for penis) that cures HIV and other sexually transmitted diseases. Also cures poverty by potentially granting women the chance to win 18 years of child support payments.

Nig 1: Yo nigga I heard Magic Johnson got clapped with HIV
Nig 2: Bet nigga he got dat magic johnson you feel me? He just rubs it a few times and biggie comes out and cures him of all diseases and sins.
Nig 1: Bet nigga! Ima see if I can get my hands on that shiiet. I got HIV and Ee-bolla!

by niggismallz December 27, 2023

Johnson Twist

Going down on a Johnson.

I just gave this moaz a johnson twist in the back alley.

by LaJohnson April 19, 2023

johnson's hair

The hair on or around your penis

1. I shaved johnson's hair today and felt so refreshed!

by That other guy in the club November 21, 2011

Christopher Jemar Johnson Jr.

him

Have u heard of the legend Christopher Jemar Johnson Jr., also known as him?

by yeah4610 June 20, 2023

Tony Johnson

He deserves the world and more he is super funny but has been through so much that he uses that to escape everything he has been through.

“Tony Johnson is that person that you’ll never forget.”

by Esqueda December 26, 2023

kaylee johnson

One really amazing girl if u know her keep her close... u may loose her

omg kaylee johnson is so amazing i never wanna lose her

omg!! thats so true

by Jacob.Muller.Is.Bae.Af13 August 21, 2016

Duke Johnsons

A pair of men's boxers when their Johnson hangs out while sitting or standing. Usually worn by elderly males.

Ronnie: We are having guests, please tell Grandpa to put on pants and a shirt.

Jimmy: I will, he has been wearing his Duke Johnsons all day and it may scare our guests.

by Jimyee97 December 17, 2018