johnny can

A dumbass nigger, who calls a Jerry can a “Johnny can”

Aye bro, I was fucking some midget broad, and her car ran out of gas. Had to buy shorty a Johnny can!

by anonymous December 12, 2023

Johnny Appleseed

The sexual act where the woman lies on the ground with her legs over her head and the man places both testicles in the woman’s anus. This is best performed with large and hanging testicles.

How’s your sister’s asshole? Because I hit her with the Johnny Appleseed last night.

Man, her asshole was tight...that was a painful Johnny Appleseed I gave her.

by Kwaller11 September 30, 2017

Johnny Lawrence

Johnny Lawrence is an attractive dude from the karate kid.

He is the father of Robby Keene

The boyfriend of Me

“Hey Johnny Lawrence! Isn’t that the dude from the karate kid that you have a crush on”

by allisonreynoldsishot June 11, 2022

Johnny

Used as a name for an unknown man, often suggesting that he is unimportant or insignificant.

Go home Johnny.

by Sosku10 March 4, 2024

Johnny

Definitely the hottest person on the face of this planet, but also super talented in vocal, rapping, AND dancing aka all rounder😩

Person 1: What’s and All rounder??
Person 2: you mean Johnny?

by Notczennie December 30, 2021

Swamp johnny

The act of taking a poo

Guys, I'll be back in a few. I gotta go take a swamp johnny!

by jaime207 February 21, 2021

skin johnny

A skin johnny is someone, usually a male, who is a giant, annoying jerkoff.

"Hey, you know jim strong? He's a real skin johnny!"

by Hair and teeth February 10, 2025