by ScoobyLinny May 28, 2021
Get the Jason Stamos mug.Jason is always a man on a mission to get things half done. He works hard but gets distracted easily. He looks sexy in his work boots.
He is always first to give the advice needed and seems like a practical guy that has his life together, but once you get to know Jason ,you find out he has many hidden problems.
But by this time, you are already greatly attached to Jason to leave him. Problems include such things as: addictions, faffing, gambling, failure to say sorry properly, and never being Romantic.
Although Jason struggles to be romantic, you will find yourself in love with him, he is interesting, and funny, also a dork and always sexy, sometimes all at the same time.
He is the best in bed.
He will always make the first move, even when you are sound asleep.
He loves the cookie.
And he loves icecream.
Jason is an amazing boyfriend.
If you ever have yourself a Jason be sure to hold on tight, cause he is one of a kind, some might say one in three million. I love Jason.
He is always first to give the advice needed and seems like a practical guy that has his life together, but once you get to know Jason ,you find out he has many hidden problems.
But by this time, you are already greatly attached to Jason to leave him. Problems include such things as: addictions, faffing, gambling, failure to say sorry properly, and never being Romantic.
Although Jason struggles to be romantic, you will find yourself in love with him, he is interesting, and funny, also a dork and always sexy, sometimes all at the same time.
He is the best in bed.
He will always make the first move, even when you are sound asleep.
He loves the cookie.
And he loves icecream.
Jason is an amazing boyfriend.
If you ever have yourself a Jason be sure to hold on tight, cause he is one of a kind, some might say one in three million. I love Jason.
Jason's that type of guy that will message you back once and then ignore the rest of your conversations all night.
He thinks its being reasonable when in fact he suffers from alexithymia.
He should learn to end a conversation properly and message to say goodnight.
He thinks its being reasonable when in fact he suffers from alexithymia.
He should learn to end a conversation properly and message to say goodnight.
by HecallsmeSluz August 22, 2024
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Get the Jason mug.joker in the arkham knight game: now it seems you’re struggling with the subtext, bats, so let me spell it out: lock yourself up and tim drake will be 'jason todd-ed’
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Any unknown substance produced by anyone that goes by the name of Jason. It can be used as a noun or verb.
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