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Jessica Alba

She started acting at the tender age of 12 and her acting career progressed into starring roles such as "Honey". She is also a model and has braced the covers of many reconized magazines. Known for her sweet smile killer body and seductive innocent charm with a dash of the gurl next door personality she is the dream type of girlfriend thousands of guys could only hope and wish for.
GUY1: God that Jessica Alba is hot.
GUY2: Jessica who?
GUY3: Jessica Alba you homo.
GUY4: Youre a gaylord if you dont know who she is.
by Lexxy5 February 10, 2008
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Jessica

The name of a trifling ass hoe that ruined the life of Anthony Nguyen, a YouTuber from the channel The Crazy Gorilla. According to The Crazy Gorilla, this term is synonomous to bitch, cunt, trick, whore, slut, puta, and anything negative in life.

Note: You can have the name Jessica and still not have symptoms of being a "Jessica."
The date was going well until she started being a Jessica.

Nothing on the study guide was on the test; my professor is such a Jessica!

Fuck you, Jessica.
by fuck_jessica June 4, 2017
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jessica jaded

a pornstar-esque name fit for a girl with high aspirations of fame and fortune.
jessica jaded is going straight to the top.
by jaia December 31, 2007
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Jessica's Ladder

Nipples in excess half an inch that have more than one piercing.
Damn those are long nipples. They'll hold a nice Jessica's Ladder.
by Matt and Trey September 2, 2009
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Jessica Ann

Jessica Ann's are usually nerdy with a really smart brain and wears thongs and bright bras to school
"Who's that girl with a bright bra under her white shirt?"

"It must be a Jessica Ann "
by Caitlin Wright May 14, 2016
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Jessica

She's a Jessica
by Skyler vineyard September 30, 2017
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Jessie

Jessie: I hate Cat so much
Me: Can you like not hate all of my friends you lil self assured brat. -___-
by Merry <3 June 15, 2018
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