Get off the cross

Playing the martyr when you are the one that is unfairly treating someone else.

"How dare you get angry at me cheating on you - if you were doing what I wanted and giving me what I needed I wouldn't cheat"

Get off the cross - no matter what I did or didn't give you cheating is not right and you know it.

by Lethallydosed November 23, 2021

cross bar

the never let me down handy 4 way lug nut wrench jot down in history as one of the most convenient on the go tools invented for quick car repairs since the day it was invented.

who invented the cross bar?
Bob jones spanner

by 2lowkJ May 22, 2023

Columbian cross stitch

When you wake up to find your penis was embroidered by the discount Columbian hooker you hired.

I knew i shouldn't have trusted that drink she offered i woke up in an ally with an infected Columbian cross stitch of a butterfly .

by Gigglesnshit May 23, 2023

Holy cross high school chorley

A prison for kids that feeds them shit and screams for having ankle socks

girl: *wears white socks*
Teacher: ISOLATION BITCH
Boy: wears peppa pig socks
Teacher: *ignores*

Holy cross high school chorley

by Shingler May 31, 2023

joogle the cross eyed dangler

A guy who is:
a. Smart like google
b. Good at judo
c. Too young for his own good
d. Annoying as hell
e. Cross eyed from staring at screens

J: Hello Joogle the cross eyed dangler
N: Whyyyyyy

by aa1345 June 26, 2023

Cross-contagiophobia

The intense fear of other people’s belongings or items contaminating your personal space with their microscopic traces, scents, or environmental residue.

“I can’t let him leave his jacket here—I have full-on cross-contagiophobia.”

by Dr. B Tyler October 26, 2025

cross-list

To list products on multiple online marketplaces.

I cross-listed my leather jacket on two websites. It sold on both. Now I'm on the hook because in reality I only have one jacket!

by vintagehummingbird October 28, 2025