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Blue bed

When you can’t sleep at night because of some type of discomfort. Similar frustrations to blue balls.
Man I loved my trip through Europe but those hostel mattresses gave me blue bed!
by Blue_bed February 10, 2018
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bedding guilt

When you buy new bedding with a significant other, have sexual relations, share moments etc., only to stop speaking. You want to change this bedding, but ultimately its just a few months old. Changing the sheets is just not enough-the duvet or comforter lingers with memories and you want it gone... but you just refuse to spend $1000 on all new bedding because you just purchased this! You need to learn to deal with it, at least until next season!
You should be living with this bedding guilt, or at least buy me a new duvet!
by Free Spirited know it all February 7, 2018
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bed student

A lazy student, that sleeps all day, and cannot open bottles with random objects, as defined by Andrii
opening beer bottles is the only useful thing i learned in university. you were a bed student,
by reversehypocrisy February 9, 2018
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bed therapy

Bed therapy is the treatment of a socially deficient person through furious intercourse.
My mother is very shy, so I gave her some bed therapy while she slept.
by GRUNG GRUNG February 13, 2018
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you just fucked a girl in the bed. that is what that means lol
help me please
im dying
i dont know wh dude i fucked that girl in the bed

maybe because of memes
by fucekrerewre January 31, 2017
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Bed Butter

A pasty, greasy substance found in the bedding (mattress, sheets, blankets) after the final moments of lengthy intercourse between two consenting "corpulent" adults.
"We gotta change these sheets! They're starting to smell like bed butter again."
by ThomasJohn December 13, 2012
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Bed Test

Describes the likelihood that a dude would nail a particular chick. An extremely hot girl easily passes the bed test.
Guy 1: Didja check out that hottie over there?
Guy 2: Yeah, dude! She easily passes my bed test.
by IAmTheDude July 1, 2012
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