choke a goat

smoke a cig, scrofe gofe, choke goat, cheef grit.

When I drink my 40 I like to choke a goat.

by scrackbcrack January 09, 2010

your a goat

It is a meaning that refers to someone being caught in the middle of something stupid and or doing that stupid thing.

Your a goat you dumbass! That guy over there is such a goat for telling that fake story.

by Zombiehugger0 March 20, 2015

Floats my goat

When "floats my boat" is too mainstream

-Do you like cheesecake?
-Yeah, that stuff floats my goat.

by El Señor October 06, 2015

J Tizzy Goat

The term J Tizzy Goat is someone who lacks particular social skills and comes off as quirky and displays aspects of autism. He/she has blond hair and likes to giggle and fiddle around. Some refer to this person as an absolute Derick.

J Tizzy Goat, why are rubbing chocolate on your belly button

by Freddie Nery August 28, 2023

get her goat

code for getting it in

"Oh dude do you see her, i totally wanna get her goat!"
"yeah bro, not if i get her goat first."

by popitz97 November 10, 2013

Norwegian Goat Fucker

A person, typically Norwegian or Scandinavian, who enjoys penetrating or being penetrated by a goat. This penetration can be oral, anal, or vaginal. Can be derogatory, usually not.

Person A- Man, somebody pickpocketed me in Oslo.
Person B- What a real Norwegian Goat Fucker.

by RealNorwegianGoatFucker February 10, 2017

As black as a goats arse

Something the is really dark in color or scene; Pitch black.

We were walking through the house in the dead of night, It was as black as a goats arse, we couldn't see a thing.

by symbology March 15, 2016