The Frank dilemma

**The Frank Dilemma** is a moral question about fictional characters who are mentally much older than their physical age. This often happens with characters who are vampires, immortals, or time travelers. The dilemma asks who these characters can date in a way that feels morally right: should they date people who match their mental age, or people who are the same age as their body looks?

Five from The Umbrella academy is often the subject of The Frank dilemma among fan conversations.

by Skinnystem January 22, 2025

Ben Franke

a blond shy 18 year old guy who is very rich with two companys and a big house. So rich but shy

you are such a Ben Franke

by Krasserdicker69 November 8, 2024

To be Frank

The act of thinking everyone who wants to give you a ride wants to fuck you and possibly kill you. In fear you never take rides from strangers even if it means inconveniencing yourself all day.

“Want a ride?”
“To be Frank, I’d rather stand here all day.”

by Evilredbeerd August 30, 2023

Frank

Short for Franklin the Turtle, or nematode

I went fishing and in the water I saw a Frank

by Randomm2 May 9, 2022

Ann Franking

"Franking my Ann"

"Ann Franking" The action of masturbating in an attic while hiding from parental figures

by Skytard_ March 17, 2024

Frank

A guy who can break your heart into pieces. He says he loves you but he doesn’t mean it. Does all these asshole things and expects for you to wait for him in the end. But an all around nice guy, wouldn’t see it coming.

Frank is a dick. Wish I didn’t love him.

by Radsloth May 23, 2018

Foreskin Franks

A woman bites off a man's foreskin and spits it into a sausage maker to incorporate it in a hot dog and uses the same man's nut and her period blood as condiments on the hot dog.

P1: Since when were you circumcised?

P2: Ever since my wife and I made Foreskin Franks.

by LordDingleNut November 9, 2025