douche freeze

In certain cases when douche chill cannot convey the extreme amount of doucheyness that has just occurred.

John: Jane get under the desk.
Jane: The last guy that asked me to do that got fired for sexual harassment.

Observer 1: douche chill
Observer 2: douche freeze

douche freeze by FMCC December 29, 2009

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Douche Bag

Somebody who you think is a complete retard and doesn't know anything about what they're talking about.

Douche bag: Do you consider your self African American or black?

Black guy: Wow. You`re a real Douche.

Douche Bag by The Cook3 April 14, 2010

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Douche Powder

Mix this with water and presto! You have yourself douche. Can also be used as an insult.

My wife is cheap, so she buys douche powder.

You are nothing more than a speck of douche powder.

Douche Powder by GG January 23, 2004

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douche jacket

term to describe the jackets commonly sold at ambercrombie and fitch, hollister, and american eagle. they r made of wool or something, usually brown on the outside and all puffy on the inside. basically worn to look gay.

That guys cool, wait no he's wearing a douche jacket!

douche jacket by Jeff November 19, 2004