cum dangler

when you're peeing the next day and a wad of cum slides out and dangles from your vagina

I knew it was a big load, but I wasn't expecting a 5-inch cum dangler.

by hb1020 September 28, 2020

Cum Sweats

When you want to have a wank but you can’t climax. You try as hard as you can but you can’t do it and you get those sweats that really smell and make you feel so dirty with no pleasure.

I just tried to wank for 30 minutes and I couldn’t finish and now all I’m left with is cum sweats

by notabeaver December 21, 2017

Cum Burger

A delicious burger. No need to put salt or cheese, because the semen is so good it substitutes for both. Once you eat a Cum Burger you will never want to eat food again. Just semen.

"Hey, (friend) ever eat a Cum Burger?"

Friend: "Yea, I ate one last night. Instead of using sauce, I used sepsis mixed with Cum and shit to make bootyhole potions. My Cum Burger tasted so good, I am going on a 100% Cum only diet!"

by fortniteburgerexe April 28, 2022

Cum Artifact

A Cum Artifacts are objects that have acquired online infamy due to having semen as a major part of them.

The most infamous Cum Artifacts are The Pony Cum Jar, The Cumbox, The Cumconut, The Cum Arm, The Jizz Powder and The Cum Dreamcast.

Mom: Hey Johnny, what is this bottle filled with milk i found under your bed?
Johnny: Ma, that's not milk...
Mom: Johnny, are you making Cum Artifacts again?

by TwizzBMRF August 5, 2023

Cum Sponge

Another euphemism for slut; a girl who fucks everyone, therefore sucking up everyone's cum like a sponge

Clueless Guy: You're not gonna believe this! I scored with Destiny last night!
Regular Guy: So did like 7 other guys. She's a total cum Sponge, dude.

by AlabamaNibber May 20, 2015

Commercial Cumming

The action of busting on your girl, and when she thinks it's over you say ,"But wait, there's more" and release a second load on her

Phil: What did you do to spice things up last night?
Adam: I gave her some of the classic Commercial Cumming

by kamkord August 27, 2015

Cum gut

When you think you have covid but really your gut is full of cum

Hey Chris did you hear Sally may have covid?

Chris- " naaa i think it is really cum gut"!

by Sweet T nasty January 12, 2021