Utica College 

A college that wishes it was a university. It's stuck in the middle of upstate new york. not only does it drain students of their money, but it also does not provide sufficient amount of financial aid. They treat their students like crap. With how cocky the football team is you think they would be able to have a winning season. Utica College really puts the UC in suck.

boy1 I'm going to Utica College in the fall.
boy2 Wow, good luck. It's bad news there.

Utica College by pinkcrazypants October 30, 2009

nassau community college 

A level of hell where the Internet is too slow and the food is too expensive. A place where all you breathe in is cigarette smoke and all you see is ratchet people everywhere. This is where you are doomed to end up if you're stupid or broke.

"Where does she go to college?"
"Nassau Community College"
"Oh, that's ...nice."

nassau community college by SwagMastaK January 24, 2014

Pomona College 

The oldest and largest of the Claremont Colleges, perhaps the most prestigious; often just called Pomona. It is in the city of Claremont, not the city of Pomona.

You got into Pomona College! You must be awfully smart.

Pomona College by ClaremontDave February 22, 2009

Assumption College 

AKA "Consumption College". Catholic institution located in the preppy rich kid section of Worcester, MA. Famous for its stuck up yet semi-retarded student community. Assumption is often seen as the booby farm for nerdy yet secretly gay WPI frat guys attempting to reaffirm their sexuality.

(In Worcester Club)
Guy: Hey, where do you go to school?
Girl: Assumption College, on Salisbury street
Guy: Oh, I go to WPI
Girl: You're sure I havent done you yet?

Assumption College by Moooooose August 2, 2006

Saint Anselm College 

Saint Anselm is a private Benedictine liberal arts college located on a hilltop in Manchester, N.H. Saint A's was founded in 1889 by the world's oldest religious order, the Benedictines—a Catholic order. There are approx. 2000 students, with students from 28 states and 21 countries.

Saint Anselm fields 20 men's and women's varsity teams, which compete in NCAA Division II. Member of two Athletic Conferences Division: Northeast-10 and ECAC. Their mascot is a Hawk.

Saint Anselm is also known as "SAC"

I applied to Saint Anselm College, then failed out after the first semester.....

Saint Anselm College by Murphy A December 11, 2008

Middlebury College

Middlebury College is widely regarded as one of the nation's very best liberal arts colleges. Middlebury's beautiful, wide-open campus has spectacular views of the Adirondacks and Green Mountains.

Middlebury has a wealthy endowment so students always have access to first-class facilities and the best professors around. The college is well-known for its rigorous curriculum. Middlebury has a robust study-abroad program with schools all around the world. The college can also boast of a 9 to 1 student-to-faculty ratio and classes with usually less than 16 students. Almost half of the students receive some form of need-based financial assistance to cover their education.

A very low acceptance rate means admissions can sculpt an academically-strong, talented and diverse incoming class. Middlebury students are distinguished by their academic excellence, creativity, self-direction and leadership.

Will: Hey, where did you go to school?

Tom: Middlebury College.

Will: That's awesome.

Middlebury College by DeanOfStuff June 2, 2010

Nudgee College 

A catholic high school located in Nudgee, Queensland.

Know for a kid who sucked a bus drivers dick in exchange for $200 and a pack of doughnuts

Bus driver: You cant come on this bus without your card

Kid: I go to Nudgee College

Bus driver: if you suck my dick I’ll let you on plus you can get $200 and a pack of doughnuts.

Nudgee College by BigBoyJayden April 9, 2022