candy shop girl

a candy shop is a whore house so a candy shop girl is a girl that works at a whore house.

damn that candy shop girl is fine, i wonder how much it'll cost.

by estilo March 28, 2005

silver cotton candy

simply put, granny pubes

Jimmy: Put your legs back together grandma, no one wants to see your silver cotton candy!

by Glomwill February 29, 2008

The Russian Candy Cane

You punch a girl in the face, to make her nose bleed, while you cum all over her face.

That girl's face never looked the same after she got the Russian Candy Cane on Christmas Eve.

by Charlie & Meg March 6, 2011

Finger Candy

The QWERTY keyboard on a BlackBerry, iPhone or computer

I need to go on a diet but I am addicted to my Finger Candy!

by MediaJess.com August 21, 2009

candy cane child

someone who completly obsesses over the White Stripes like enough to scare me

my sister is a candy cane child... god help me!!!!!!!!

by Donna October 27, 2003

candy cane dandruff

Excessive bits, shards, and particles of candy dust that result from the process of unwrapping a new and pristine or broken-in-the-wrapper candy cane. The release of said particles is perpetuated by the additional cracking and/or further breakage of said candy cane.

Melissa: Did you see Robert today? His shirt's covered with so much dandruff! Doesn't he ever wash his hair?!

Sue Anne: Silly Melissa! ((eye roll inserted here)) That's not head dandruff. Robert's on a candy cane binge. All those boxes he got on clearance sale after Christmas... those white flakes and dust all over his shirt and desk is candy cane dandruff.

by Tsarstepan November 22, 2011

Candy Flush Saga

When someone plays candy crush saga on the toilet.

Anna: Hey Isabel, why were you in the bathroom so long... And why do you have your phone?

Isabel: I was playing candy flush saga.

Anna: oh that explains the request I got for lives...

by Diswittybitch September 8, 2013