hooty cackle

another name for vagina.

my hooty cackle itches.

by poot face August 23, 2008

Stiff Cactus

A very slow person

Josh says he gets his weed in the mail. He is such a Stiff Cactus

by Efy17xx March 4, 2011

captain caca

CAPTAIN CACA, A CAPTAIN WHO IS FULL OF SHIT

WHO IS THIS IDIOT AT THE HELM OF THIS SHIP? DOES HE UNDERSTAND THAT HE IS HEADING STRAIGHT FOR THIS ICE BERG!!, MUST BE A CAPTAIN CACA , A FULL OF SHIT CAPTAIN

by MASTABLASTA3 December 4, 2013

Reverse Cactused

The act of taking a little prick out of you.

Jenna was fed up with Bobby's lack of enthusiasm so she reverse cactused him.

by dil3mma August 26, 2014

reverse cactus

The act of smacking someone in the ass with a hand full of pins, in a sexual matter.

Lastnight I reverse cactus that girl.

by PussyDestroyer6869 July 3, 2017

holy cactus fuck

That wonderful phrase which is uttered by the speaker when his standards in life are so low, that he would consider the action of having sexual intercourse with a cactus, equal to spreading the word of the lord; thus combining holiness, and repetitively and violently shoving your penis into a cactus to the point where either you bleed out from blood loss, or the cactus calls the police for relentless sexual assault, and turning it into that sweet phrase we know and love.

*Notice I said "he", as women have the right mind to keep them from giving just enough of shit to not utter this phrase, although it has happened in rare cases.

64 year old on Viagra and pain meds: "HOLY CACTUS FUCK"
Married son of 64 year old on Viagra and pain meds: "Oh shit here we go again... Honey hide the cactus!"

by toodlefucker6969 July 10, 2017

buttered cactus

When a guy is so hairy, his dick grows side-burns. Shaving often leaves stubble behind making it feel like a cactus inside your vagina.

Man, old man Jenkins was rockin a serious buttered cactus last night.
Thing was rough!

by ThiccBoi Jenkins April 22, 2018