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Crossing the streams

When 2 tv streaming services combine to create a super streaming service that offers less product but charges more
David: “Those pricks at Hulu have closed my subscription and are asking for more money for a new service”
Veronica:” That’s terrible!! They are crossing the streams too much! Come give me a big hug”
by Bowslosski January 27, 2025
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cross the void

To enter the unknown. Whether never done before or something new to the individual.
You know how Elon Musk sent a Tesla into space? Yeah, he really crossed the void!

When Jim was afraid to jump off the high dive the first time his friend shouted "You can do it Jim! Cross the Void!!!"
by Moto Void November 16, 2018
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spread eagle cross the block

Made popular by the death grips song under the same name
meaning in skateboarding to land and do the splits (spread eagle), causing your junk to smash against the ground "cross the block"
also can be used to describe a slut opening her legs "spread eagle" for anyone in the area "cross the block"
skater dude 1 "yo bro you saw that dumbass crash balls first onto that rainbow rail?"
Skater dude 2 "yeah man spread eagle cross the block type shit"
by Cotardsyndromer April 27, 2024
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Cross

n: a thing they nail people to
Jesus was nailed to a cross.
by SoliquidForLife December 30, 2019
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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road is a very old joke, The joke appeared during a 1847 of The Knickerbocker, Which is a New York monthly magazine

There are many types of the joke, such as:

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. ...Knock-knock." ("Who's there?") "The chicken."

"Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide."

"Why did the chewing gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot."

"Why did the whale cross the ocean? To get to the other tide."

"Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Chickens didn't exist yet."

"Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side."

A mathematical version asks, "Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip? To get to the same side." (I took all this shit from wikipedia lol)
Here is an example:

Johnathan: "Hey, I got a joke."

Brook: "Spit it out dude."

Johnathan: "Why did the chicken cross the road?"

Brook: "Johnathan, You said this joke about 76 times, The answer is to get to the other side, Dude your so lame."

Johnathan: ":("
by Detailed July 16, 2023
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cross land

by 459395 August 26, 2023
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cross-docking

When you invite a girl over and hook up with her and then invite your friends over to all fuck her too.
Yo man want to hangout? Nah dude, Noel is coming over, but we can go cross-docking after!
by MjizzleandCblu July 16, 2016
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