keyboard cleaning

when you clean the keyboard

bob: watche doin
me: keyboard cleaning
bob: ok
me:`1234567890-
bob: wtf
me: qwertyuiop\
bob: the holy scroogle mcdoodle???
ASDFGHJKL;'
Me: zXZCVBNMN,./
bob: shut up
Me:

bob: stop talking

by rat, but this time smarter November 23, 2023

Clean Barend

The act of NOT masturbating to your girlfriend's emotional breakup letter and instead starting to get on the workout grind because you use that emotional pain to better yourself

Friend 1: Dude, my girlfriend just broke up with me

Friend 2: Welp time to do a Clean Barend!

by BrinkedUp October 3, 2023

Brute Force Cleaning

Brute force cleaning is the act cleaning something by using nothing more than paper towels and all your might.

Originally coined by Calliope Mori from Hololive English on Dec 6, 2021 during her cooking stream

Now, I'm going to do what's called a Brute Force Cleaning which involves a lot of paper towels.

I'm gonna brute force clean this !

by MainGoldDragon December 8, 2021

Clean room

A room in which all things are in the location that the room owner wants them

Matthew make sure you have a clean room.

by Bob Johnson6968653 February 5, 2019

Mr. Clean

Mr. Clean. the guy u see on those commercials.

person 1: hey have u seen that new Mr. Clean commercial?

person 2: u mean the sexy mr. clean commercial?

by goldenxstones March 21, 2021

clean boiz

Grown men who take care of their bodies and follow masculine fashion, without crossing over to feminine or homosexual trends.

"I'm not a metrosexual, what do you think I suck dick on the weekends - we clean boiz."

by Dumpy Britches November 21, 2017

cum dumpster clean out

When someone eats out a women, after she’s had a train pulled on her.

Her pussy was loaded with cum, after his friends pulled a train on her. Uncle James performed a cum dumpster clean out on her worn out vajayjay.

by James Gresham December 7, 2023