It was 100 degrees outside so Tyrone shot his load onto the pavement and later scooped up the hot California mayo
by NutzHandler November 10, 2019
Get the Hot California Mayomug. When a stripper puts cocaine in her butthole and farts blowing a cocaine cloud in the air to be consumed.
by Powerbottom69 April 16, 2024
Get the California crop dustmug. The sexual act of folding a neverhard dick in half and shoving it inside a vagina. Also sometimes using the balls with the folded dick just so you can feel something firm.
My husband couldn't get hard last night, so we tried the California Meat Wagon. Best I have had in some time.
by Havealotofbalz May 11, 2016
Get the california meat wagonmug. by BB2Bb2 May 17, 2025
Get the California Rizzmug. When you eat nothing but spicy food for a few days, and God punishes you with the nastiest, juicest, and most rancid diarrhea you'll ever have in your life.
Dude 1: "Man I just experienced my first California Screamer."
Dude 2: "Oh yeah? How'd that go?"
Dude 1: "I think God decided to make Sodom and Gomorrah look like he kickd over a kids sandcastle."
Dude 2: "Oh yeah? How'd that go?"
Dude 1: "I think God decided to make Sodom and Gomorrah look like he kickd over a kids sandcastle."
by Ho Chi Dim January 26, 2017
Get the california screamermug. A fictional man known by the denizens of Orange County NY who is inserted as anyone whobuys retardedly software-gadgeted products for no practical reason and then complains about them having software issues
Yo richard from California bought a fuckin grill that ya can't use without automatic updates and then got mad that it started updating on thanksgiving lmao
by H3LLBRING3R March 31, 2022
Get the Richard from Californiamug. Hey did you hear that we had another California Shake n' bake last night. Josh I'm from California that is just Tuesday.
by Killgeorge July 13, 2021
Get the California Shake n' Bakemug.