German Breakfast

Beers and a smoke before anything else. Crack this cold one and light up right after you wake up.

This German Breakfast will hopefully cure my hangover.

*fridge full of beer* "Well, boys... It's a German Breakfast today!"

by snoopdawg922420 March 12, 2022

Potato Breakfast

The sad, flavorless, and often uncooked meal that most Russian citizens have come to know. Became popular after the widespread collapse of their economy and the mass exodus of food imports to their Motherland. This meal became increasingly more widespread starting middle of March, 2022 and lasted until the summer of 2060.

Sergey: did you see the Canadians and Brits get clapped by cruise missiles in Mauripol?

Juan-Carlos: no mames how was potato breakfast wei?

by Juancarloswei March 16, 2022

Breakfast

When your happiness comes to an end because you took an L. In other words, getting rejected.

Omo Moses don chop breakfast.
Elisa confessed to john but he ended up giving her breakfast

by tsulia March 20, 2022

Gentleman’s breakfast

This is when you’re girlfriends dad eats your ass and you return the favor

Johnny did the gentleman’s breakfast with Ellie’s dad

by Yamar Jackson March 25, 2022

Dogs breakfast

Wonder bread

I’m not eating that dogs breakfast, I’m having a slice of dempsters

by Bargie66 November 10, 2020

Mexican Breakfast

When a women wakes a man up in the morning to perform oral sex on him while she simultaneously dips two finger in hot sauce and shoves it up his rectum.

"My wife always wakes me up with a Mexican Breakfast every year on our anniversary!"

by Rim Tobbs November 22, 2020

Breakfast Pie

(Noun) A real man’s breakfast and/or brunch dish, customarily made with eggs, cheese, meat and excluding vegetables. Distinctly and substantially different than any similar French egg-based dish.

Nothing I love more than breakfast pie.

by Juan Grisham November 26, 2020