babery

Akin to a hatchery, a babery is the home or nest of a crazy chick who wants nothing more than to make lots of babies. These places should be avoided by men at all costs unless they want to get stuck paying child support for a flock of babies.

"Sorry dude, I can't come over tonight, I have to get back to the babery to change two hundred diapers."

"Stay away from Rochelle, she's just looking for someone to help her start her babery."

"You want a stock tip? Don't invest anything in that girl unless you're looking to finance a babery."

by TheTimeLord August 25, 2008

Justin Bieber

Justin Bieber was born in Canada on March 1st, 1994. He was first discovered at 13 years old by his current manager Scooter Braun. He is a singer, songwriter, and can play many instruments. Justin was married to Hailey Baldwin on September 13, 2018. Justin Bieber is not only handsome but a greasy put singer, dancer and husband.

Friend: Who’s Justin Bieber?
Me: The greatest and most talented person on earth!

by <3 Justin Bieber <3 November 30, 2020

Ninja-Justin Drew Bieber-Mallette

a cheating lying douche-bag that doesn't deserve to be alive.

You're such a Ninja-Justin Drew Bieber-Mallette

by smdbish April 20, 2011

Beiber Fever

The love of homosexual teen singer. Often like rabies: very contagious.

Screaming for no reason. Shouting I have got the Beiber Fever

by Finnegab February 20, 2011

Bibexual

A bibexual is ....

....A Man who is madly in love with David Baeckhamand even would shag him if he could, yet has a girl friend as skinny as Posh.

Aka: A die-hard man utd fan.

Fred:Becks iz my hero
John:U're soooo Bibexual.
Fred Wtf?
George:Exactly
Graham:Agreed'd!

by Eisel Dier March 28, 2007

Bieber Bob

Male hair style, inspired by teen icon Justin Bieber, in which the fringe of the hair is blow dryed toward the face. Most commonly seen on boys on the cusp on manhood.

While at the mall, I noticed a number of middle school-aged boys running their fingers through their tousled Bieber Bobs.

by The Quipster October 16, 2010

Beiber Fever

A fatal disease that conquers your mind with Justin Beiber stuff (Ex: his dumb@ss songs); diagnosis requires instant hospitalization to get that bullsh!t out of your brain via brain surgery.

Teenage Guy: Hey, what's up, girl?

Teenage Girl: You know you love me, you know you care...

Teenage Guy: Are you okay?!

Teenage Girl: BABY BABY BABY OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LIKE BABY BABY BABY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *continues singing and starts dancing*

Teenage Guy: Holy shit! Someone call 911!!! SOMEONE HELP MY GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE HAS BEIBER FEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOMEONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by UrbanPreTeen February 26, 2011