Scottish Beard

The residue left on a person's mouth area after giving oral sex to a girl during her period. Named so because it looks like the person has a red beard.

Guy 1: "So I see you went down on your girl last night."

Guy 2: "How can you tell?"

Guy 1: "You're rocking a Scottish Beard, bro!"

by Cofresi October 17, 2011

Beard

A pain in the ass, a ball-ache, a hassle, an inconvenience. An activity or person that, frankly, you just can't be arsed with.

Scenario 1:

Student A: I've got two assignments in for Monday and I haven't started either

Student B: That is such a Beard.

Scenario 2:

Gentleman 1: Yo, Mike, I can't come to the game tonight. My ex wants to come over and go through the divorce papers

Gentleman 2: What a beard....

by Flashback38 July 29, 2011

Baird

a rusty hook inserted into people as a way of torture

Get that Baird away from me! It could be disease infested!

by PTP April 3, 2005

Beard Biscuit

Hunks of shit that end up in your beard after performing cunnilingus.

I ate her out last night and ended up with a boat load of 'Beard Biscuits'

by redhatpro January 8, 2009

Santa's beard

When a guy goes down on a girl with a yeast infection, and after she cums his mouth and chin are covered with white lumpy discharge.

I heard Antoinette gave him a Santa's beard.

by uknowhooXX December 18, 2009

a beard

The amount of time it would take to get from one place to another, defined in terms of the amount of facial hair that could be grown before you get there.

From legendary Gower surfer, 'Bryn-Dogg.'

'It's about a beard in that direction', or 'Go that way for a beard', or 'It takes about a beard'.

by Olulabelle December 12, 2006

beard season

The season beginning Nov. 1 with No Shave November and ending on Midnight Feb. 13, the day before Valentine's Day. This is the only acceptable time of year to sport a beard.

"Dude, did you see Bob's horrible facial pubes."

"Give the man a break, it's beard season."

by yourpseudonymwillappear October 26, 2009