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Battle of the Bands

its a rock concert. its the battle between the bands and to seee who wins.
The battle of the Bands . first blue against Sum 41 fight

Sum 41 :Fly Kick Blue

Blue : Fall to the Ground

Sum 41 : Tea bags Blue

Blue : Die
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Battle Mixer

A peice of audio equipment, large enough, to be tactically useful in a combat situation.

A weapon of choice among the ancient Vikings.
"Dude he just knocked you out cold with that battle mixer, I wish i could find one of those."

"Bjarkmar Borgar, we must throw this battle mixer overboard, or we will sink."
by fred the viking March 30, 2012
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Epic Rap Battles of History

Taking wonderful, brilliant members of our history and mocking them. Ruining history twice a year by shaming brilliant men and women of our past by dressing people up in costumes that look little like who they're suppose to be, then giving them 'lyrics' that are so vulgar, immature and improper that it just makes more of a fool out of the producers.

Immature children seem to think it's funny and proceed to suggest other major historic figures to mock. Maybe it would be tolerable if it were actually entertaining or humorous in a way. But instead it is simply painful to watch as it makes you see that there are others out there that are actually that uninformed about history and uneducated enough to find it 'funny'.
Have you seen the latest Epic Rap Battles of History episode? They mock the founders of the country they're living in and get about 95% of the history wrong. Pretty good episode for them.
by Cewlt January 25, 2016
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mother of all battles

Saddam Hussains reply to the threat of invasion by coalition forces during the first Gulf war.
In reality when faced with large forces that had a superior technological adavantage his military reply was more akin to that of an elderly aunt with alzheimers.
The phrase has found it's way into everyday use.
1. Saddam Hussain's reply to the coaltion's ultimatum was that 'if any army set foot in Iraq that they could expect the mother of all battle's'.

2. If you don't get your finger out you are going to get the mother of all bollockings from the boss.

3. Are you going round to Geordie's tonight? they say he is going to throw the mother of all parties.
by Blue Cawdrey November 26, 2004
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battle dome

Bubble Shield From Halo 3:
Newbs Hide Behind It From Me And Mallrat.
Stevie:Man that dude is hidding in his battle dome.
Rob:Fucken newbs and they battle domes.
by Rob Mckittrick November 12, 2007
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battleshipped

(adj.) Completely and totally drunk. As in, sunk like a battleship.
"You don't even wanna know who I woke up next to, I was completely battleshipped last night.
by Nurmo January 3, 2008
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battledriving

Steal a car, smash it into everything until you get where your going or it's busted.
How'd yous get back from the bar last night? Battledriving some assholes car.
by jonny jack ass June 19, 2009
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