poo boner
John Doe got a poo boner when he was trying to hold a trouble maker(trouble maker: a huge dump) back.
poo boner by Dinger8525 January 1, 2012
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Promotion Boner
The pyschological attitude when one is in the position to be promoted over equally qualified peers. Symptoms include Premature respnosibilities and unwarranted aurhortive attitude.
Wow Jen, have you noticed Barry has had a promotion boner since Brian quit?
Jerry can't fit under the desk with his promotion boner.
Matt just announced his two weeks. You should probably shield your promotion boner.
Jerry can't fit under the desk with his promotion boner.
Matt just announced his two weeks. You should probably shield your promotion boner.
Promotion Boner by Rerry Hawkinson July 1, 2009
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Testosterone Boner
Usually occurs from a man or boy between the months of May all the way to September. A testosterone boner is when a man notices a very attractive girl wearing minimal clothing and all the "alerts" of a boner go off minus the inconvenient and obvious side effect.
"Dude, G Thom, did you see that fine girl in the short shorts?"
"Hell yeah I did, damn girl gave me a testosterone boner."
"but you're not showing?"
"exactly, doesn't mean I'm not poppin' on the inside."
"Hell yeah I did, damn girl gave me a testosterone boner."
"but you're not showing?"
"exactly, doesn't mean I'm not poppin' on the inside."
Testosterone Boner by G. J. Thom May 6, 2010
success boner
Today I was offered a promotion at work. Totally walked out of the office with a raging success boner.
success boner by Rrrrryyyyaaaaannnnnn May 28, 2012
Politics Boner
A state of being that one enters when he or she agrees with a politician's policies/ideals to an extreme extent.
Politics Boner by Gohn Smith September 6, 2012
Kenneth Boner
A half chub erection that comes on suddenly during a presidential debate.
If you are lucky enough, you may look down to find your penis wearing a thick red sweater, glasses, and a freshly combed mustache.
If you are lucky enough, you may look down to find your penis wearing a thick red sweater, glasses, and a freshly combed mustache.
There I was watching the tube, when all of a sudden, BAM, my wanker swelled into a nice plump Kenneth Boner, and suddenly I had so many questions on clean energy!
Kenneth Boner by In_shane_ity October 10, 2016
Mads P Boner
Mads P Boner by Roby the Dangerous November 14, 2011