Texas Chicken Wrap

When 2 people from Texas make love with 1 chicken
1 male inserts his penis into the back of the chicken and the other male inserts his penis into the chickens mouth/ beak
Guy 1: Dude lets have a Texas Chicken Wrap

Guy 2: yeah my friend did that last week, he said it was amazing
by Mr.cockadome August 18, 2011
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texas double bagger

A girl has a hideous face but a very fuckable body. So when it comes time to banging the shit out of her you put a bag over her head, and you put a bag over your head also just incase hers falls off.
Bob: Holy balls check out that chicks face!
Chuck: Barf!!!
Bob: But shes got a smokin' bod
Chuck: Yeah, a prime candidate for a texas double bagger
by scoot scoot September 25, 2006
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texas-two-step

When you are driving, want to change lanes, and there is someone in the other lane...Quickly jerk the wheel into that lane but stay in your lane. This panics the driver and as they hit the brakes, you get the room you need to safely move into that lane.
This car will not let me over, time to do the texas two step.
by hans September 24, 2004
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Big Money Texas

Slang for Beaumont, Texas. Used almost exclusively by residents of this medium sized, rather boring town. This phrase comes from the abbreviation BMT for (B)eau(M)on(T).
This phrase occurs occasionally in amateur rap mixtapes produced in the city, and clothing made in the area.
Mike:where you stay at? Sally:I'm from that B-M-T... Big Money Texas!
by Scoota May 07, 2007
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Texas Toilet Paper

That toilet paper you find in public restrooms all over the world. Aptly named Texas toilet paper because it is rough, tough, and don't take shit from nobody.
The company switched from name brand to texas toilet paper, so now I wait til i get home to take a shit.
by Myname August 01, 2004
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texas chilly bowl

you take a phone and lube it with hot sauce and stick it some ones ass.
Hunter likes to get the texas chilly bowl.
by Doug December 02, 2004
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Texas Hill Country

1. The most visited region than any other in Texas. Most loved for its scenery, it includes the following cities: San Antonio, Austin, Fredericksburg, New Braunfels, San Marcos and Alamo Heights. It includes many attractions that the family, friends or anyone can enjoy. For example: Seaworld Texas, Lyndon Baynes Johnson Memorial, Natural Bridge Caverns, The Riverwalk, The Alamo, the Texas State Capitol, Aquarena Springs and other places of interest (which is why this place as a lot of visitors).

2. Edwards Plateau (geographical term).

3. Setting of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

4. Area in Texas where the road goes up-and-down repeatably.

5. Where The South meets Southwest.
Damn the Texas Hill Country has lots of things to do!!!!
by Loki353637 July 12, 2008
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