skid mark anxiety

The unpleasant state of mental turmoil attributed to the dread over the presence of skid marks in one's underpants.
I had to switch to black boxer briefs to help alleviate my skid mark anxiety.
by Buckeye Pete January 31, 2014
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skid mark row

A bad section of town where the bums have all shat their crispy drawers.
If a fella's down on his luck then he lives in Skid Row, but if he's also delivered a stripe of shit to his underwear, then he lives in Skid Mark Row.
by NiraMillson October 01, 2016
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Makers Mark

"Four fingers in the front, thumb in the back. Dip in, pull out and twist with both hands. Let dry and take home as a memento."
I don't even feel short-changed for paying $16 for my first Makers Mark!
by Ohio State students August 03, 2008
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Oh, hi Mark!

A phrase used to greet your best friend Mark, typically after you've engaged in a rooftop soliloquy about not hitting your future wife. (If this doesn't ring a bell, do yourself a favor and watch "The Room"!!!)
Johnny: I did not hit her! It's not true! It's bullshit, I did not hit her! I did naaaaaht. Oh, hi Mark!
by Roomfanatic April 16, 2011
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Detective Mark Hoffman

A key character in the Saw franchise whom Jigsaw, aka John Kramer, appoints to carry on his work of "testing" people to see if they are worthy of life. He is brilliantly played by Costas Mandylor, whom many consider a rather underrated actor. Hoffman has a very cold personality, yet most don't see this when he portrays himself as a hard-working police officer, but behind that mask lies a killer hell bent on vengeance and filled with anger over the loss of his sister. Appears in Saw IV - VII.
Detective Mark Hoffman at the end of Saw V. His brutality is shown as he smiles while watching an FBI agent die one of the most gruesome deaths of all the Saw movies.
by Josh Brovin June 07, 2012
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Mark Greg Sputnik

A fictional character created by Michael Scott in an episode of The Office.
Kevin suggests Michael's initials of MGS (Michael Gary Scott), but Michael interjects that he doesn’t want Mark Greg Sputnik to take the credit.
by Saucemuffin January 19, 2011
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Three Mile Mark

Three Mile Mark is a being of unparalleled strength and stamina. He possesses the ability to bike three miles in 9:14. Achieving this feat allows Three Mile Mark to harness enough energy to smash through drywall with the power of a thousand Kyles.

Three Mile Mark's origins are heavily disputed, however given his immense power, it is highly likely he is distantly related to other cryptids such as the Gongoozler, Melon Man, and HeeHoo. Three Mile Mark can be tracked via the leftover Pre-Workout Supplements found on kitchen carpets. There has been only one recorded sighting of Three Mile Mark, uploaded to the YouTube channel Unus Annus in early 2020, although the channel no longer exists. The only way to stop Three Mile Mark is to scream "OASIS!" while hitting the ground. Whether this will calm him or just enrage him further is currently unknown.
EEF: "THREE MILE MARK! THREE MILE MARK!"
by (Not) EEF "Melon Man" Nestor November 16, 2020
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