Paladins Player

Average 30 year old man overweight man with a serious case of acne who lives in his mother's closet with his pet cat, Puggles.

Person 1: Hey baby let's say we go to my room and get snazzy.
Person 2: Ooh! Wait... why tf is it so small? And why does it smell like social anxiety?
Person 1: Yea I'm a Paladins Player what do you expect

by anonymous October 8, 2021

Player

Someone who plays other people

Andrew is such a player.

by Savage_oreo17 January 27, 2020

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are you so bored that you figured out my mac dock order and typed it in to urban dictionary

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by iminhellplshelpahhh July 8, 2024

trumbone player

Really weird people. Don't talk to them. They will get you into anything and everything. Drugs, alcohol, sexual situations (like having an orgy in a practice room) and many other things. Overall just stay away.

Girl 1: what are those trumbone players doing over there?

Girl 2: Ew! Trumbone players are such perverts!

by Anonymously cool 27 May 25, 2016

Nintendo switch player

A person who unironically their strange game console 24/7. Constantly asks if others want to play.

“Kenzie why are you always on that switch.” “Because I am a true Nintendo switch player”

by Fresingir1248 December 5, 2022

minion horde player

Someone who likes spamming minion horde and mega knight while riding big black cocks

"Dan is definitely gay"
"How do you know?"
"He's a minion horde player"

by Saulman500 September 22, 2023

Player

Most likely someone called duran

Duran is a player

by XOXunknown July 2, 2022