Noah

Noah is a piece of shit and a dumbass that gets no bitches. Noah will also commonly cause people to dry heave.

Person: oh look there’s Noah!
Literally everyone: *gags*

by #1NoahHater October 15, 2025

Noah's Ark - The Short Version

ok so basically a bunch of animals get on a boat and we learn a lesson about God and Christianity :D

"Let's see Noah's Ark - The Short Version."

by theworldofurbanwords December 7, 2024

Noah

The most infuriating person you will ever meet but has a heart of gold and will always worry about others before himself. Truly selfless but needs to be reminded to care about himself too. He is great in bed and honestly the best guy you will ever meet. A true hidden gem.

Omg did you see Noah? He’s so amazing.

by kbabys August 7, 2022

Noah

Noah is the type of person that just radiates massive dick energy. Noah's have a dong length MINIMUM of 12 inches. If you know a Noah, consider yourself lucky.

Girl: "Oh my God. Noah tore it up last night with his huge dick!"

by @korean_dictator on insta April 27, 2020

Noah

(I wrote another one somewhere if your looking for it it was more heartfelt but I can't find it)

oofs, man, Noah rejected me again. I think it's like the sixth time or something

by Totallynotyaboithecakeeater June 10, 2019

Noah

Two of each drug

Yo bro can I get a Noah of cookie and stardawg

by Roz.1 June 12, 2019

Noah

Noah is a nice guy very funny and inside a really good heart he struggles to communicate especially in relationships usually not being able to handle stuff causing him to ghost you because he didn’t have the right words to talk to you very smart but immature in some situations he will love you a lot always coming back to you no matter how many tries he’s funny and will doing lots for you as you can grow together he’s grateful for you when your there for him as though he’s already quite put off he is also a dick although the love he has he’ll put you last not making and effort for you he’s a type of guy always getting good grades on test and a person you’d imagine going far in like with a wonderful family he’s a loyal guy blocking and rejecting any girl for you only wanting you as he knows you better than some regular girl always thinking about you even when it’s not contact although he seems nice he’s also a dick sometimes as he will try to seem cool talking down on you to people making it seem like he’s a cool guy but secretly you know he didn’t mean any of that stuff about you because you know yourself stuff always reminds him of you because he’s in all together a great guy waiting for his person to some being patient worrying about grades , school, and friends he’s a nerdy shy guy always awkward never knowing how to show love you just have to wait and get comfortable but that’s the best part Noah will have you thinking about him always.

Paisley: I miss Noah I miss talking to him everyday I miss him so much

Paige: yeah you guys where the a good couple like Juno and Paulie..
Paisley: I miss it…

by Standingonbusinessnigga November 23, 2023