Man City

Cheaters.

They are Man City, they broke financial fair play rules.

by anonymous February 6, 2023

I Love A Man In A Uniform

Time with my girl I spent it well
I had to be strong for my woman
(You must be joking, o man you must be joking)
She needed to be protected
The good life was so elusive
Handouts, they got me down
I had to regain my self-respect
So I got into camouflage
The girls they love to see you shoot
I love a man in a uniform Repeat: x4
To have ambitions was my ambition
But I had nothing to show for my dreams
Time with my girl I spent it well
(you must be joking, o man you must be joking)
The good life was so elusive
Handouts, they got me down
I had to regain my confidence
So I got into camouflage
The girls they love to see you shoot
I love a man in a uniform Repeat: x4
I need an order
(shoot, shoot)
I need an order
(shoot, shoot)
I need an order
(shoot, shoot)
I need an order
(shoot, shoot)
To have ambition

Was my ambition
Time with my girl I spent it well
(you must be joking, o man you must be joking)
The girls they love to see you shoot
The girls they love to see you shoot
I love a man in a uniform
I love a man in a uniform
(they love to see you shoot)
I love a man in a uniform
The girls they love to see you shoot
I love a man in a uniform
(they love to see you shoot)
The girls they love to see you shoot
I love a man in a uniform
(they love a, they love a, they love a)
(they love to see you shoot)
The girls they love to see you shoot
(bang bang you're dead)
I love a man in a uniform
(they love a they love a they love a bang bang)
(they love to see you shoot)
The girls they love to see you shoot
I love a man in a uniform
(they love a they love a they love a bang bang)
(they love to see you shoot)
The girls they love to see you shoot
(bang bang you're dead)
I love a man in a uniform
(they love a they love a they love a bang bang)
(they love to see you shoot)
The girls they love to see you shoot
(bang bang you're dead)
(they love a, they love a, they love a)
(I love a man in a uniform)

by Death Menace February 7, 2023

that man must be a Pices

when a man is fickle, has anger issues and can't treat anyone with respect. usually likes the chase and stops trying when they bag the girl. (they belong in the trash, beware ladies)

"he stopped paying attention to me after we finally got together"
"oh sweetie that man must be a pices "

by daddylonglengs February 8, 2023

Schrodinger's Man

A man who will either protect you or make it so you need protecting.

Schrodinger's man will argue it's "not all men" but it's up to you to find out if he is.

by utahanarchist February 8, 2023

fish licker man

A man who licks Vertebrata (subphylum) after grabbing them out of brown creeks and then pees in the fishes mouth.

bro im a fish licker man.

by hotsexymenlover26 February 9, 2023

Mr Man

A roblox character with a terrible outfit and is wearing the man face

person 1: look at le epic mr man very sahashonable
person 2: I will eat your soul

by theatrekidobsessedwAlexBrightm February 9, 2023

Corn man

A dude that just constantly says/does corny shi. If you get called a corn man you should reiterate you’re whole existence

If u say “without me” if someone’s getting in the shower u r in face a CORN MAN

by anonymous February 9, 2023