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by rosiedarling April 25, 2011
Get the scary porno dickmug. When a man slaps his dick across your face multiple times until you bleed and then proceeds to cum in your eyes
by Luke Ginther March 28, 2009
Get the Russian Dick Fidgetmug. This can be one of the following:
-To have someone give you a blow job
-What one fag will say to another fag
-What your mom does to me
-An insult
-Commonly heard among people ranging from the age of 13-27.
-A fun name to use when you submit things on the internet.
-A popular sexual action that is included in porno
-To have someone give you a blow job
-What one fag will say to another fag
-What your mom does to me
-An insult
-Commonly heard among people ranging from the age of 13-27.
-A fun name to use when you submit things on the internet.
-A popular sexual action that is included in porno
He got his dick sucked. The fags sucked each other off. Your mom gave me head. Why don't you suck my dick you cocksucking fag! Awww man, suck my dick. (From Suck My Dick:) Yo mama so old that she was the DJ at the Boston Tea Party. I saw the bitch suck his cock on cumfiesta.com
by Weak Ass Bitches November 6, 2004
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Get the dick cheat codemug. One who enters nothing but thinly veiled inside jokes about their own dicks or their friend's dicks on urban dictionary. An urban dick canary is usually very full of himself, and has very little respect for the noble process of defining words.
1. The only definitions Paul ever enters on Urban Dictionary pertain to the bizarre appearance of his revolting meat wand. He is such an urban dick canary.
2. Bill: Dude, Joe, your bulge looks like you stuffed an armadillo down your pants! Let us put it on Urban Dictionary under Joe's bulge and give an obscure, drunken definition!
Joe: YEAH!
Will: You guys are such urban dick canaries.
2. Bill: Dude, Joe, your bulge looks like you stuffed an armadillo down your pants! Let us put it on Urban Dictionary under Joe's bulge and give an obscure, drunken definition!
Joe: YEAH!
Will: You guys are such urban dick canaries.
by johnny neuromancer! October 25, 2009
Get the urban dick canarymug. Small Dick Energy is cockiness without skill and doing stupid things and calling them or yourself"hard" for validation when they are clearly stupid. This includes posting on Instagram when you aren't even a great athlete but enjoy abusing yourself.
David Goggins has extreme small dick energy. He's always posting on Instagram for validation when everything he does is not "hard" but stupid.
by Speak the truth about idiots May 23, 2022
Get the Small dick energymug. 1.When anything is said, done, or revealed that causes any chance one might have had with a once-interested girl to fly out the window.
2. When a friend ruins your chances with a girl by hitting on her himself, and using his dick to knock your cock off course. Even if he is not successful, your opportunity for procreating will be dashed on the rocks of awkwardness.
Dick my own cock is acceptable.
2. When a friend ruins your chances with a girl by hitting on her himself, and using his dick to knock your cock off course. Even if he is not successful, your opportunity for procreating will be dashed on the rocks of awkwardness.
Dick my own cock is acceptable.
Stacy: "Really, you run a dojo? How interesting. Where is it?"
Steve: "Uhh, my mom's garage."
Bystanders: "Ooh... man. He just dicked his own cock."
Bill: "Hey, Gary, tell Amy here about that one time you fucked your cousin!"
Amy: (silent vomiting and departure)
Gary: "Why do you always Dick my cock?
Steve: "Uhh, my mom's garage."
Bystanders: "Ooh... man. He just dicked his own cock."
Bill: "Hey, Gary, tell Amy here about that one time you fucked your cousin!"
Amy: (silent vomiting and departure)
Gary: "Why do you always Dick my cock?
by dick_pound July 21, 2009
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