Behind the curtain ass shit

A devious act towards another person to intentionally sabotage them.

My buddy brandon did some behind the curtain ass shit when he gave me his shirt with a shit stain on it before we out in public.

by J’Ville Jolter November 18, 2021

Two Knobs of Goat Shit

Similar to I couldnt give a shit

I couldn't give a rats arse

To not care about the problem

"I couldn't give two knobs of goat shit about your problems mate"

by SteakSammich January 6, 2021

Gay Ass Nigger Shit

When a minority commits bullshit against thy straight white brethren.

Ethan Queer didn’t show up for the final, that’s some Gay Ass Nigger Shit

by thejuice_is_loose May 9, 2023

same shit different bathroom

the act in which you pursue a second minimum wage job and are so burnt out you’re essentially grinding the same thing everyday although the difference is there are separate restrooms at both places of work in which you may hide out (or shit)

Jessica: Aren’t you getting a little burnt out at your second job?

John: Same shit different bathroom!

by sweatymuscles July 11, 2021

8-bit Shit Fit

Becoming so frustrated with a difficult retro game that you throw a temper tantrum that usually ends with the classic controller chuck. Ragequitting an NES game.

"Dude, I got to level three in Battletoads, but it was so hard I had an 8-bit Shit Fit!"

by HydraMoonlight March 4, 2021

HOly shit im drunk

Woah i had too much smirnoff vodka!! Im not a slav but i am one tonight. Russian vodka is turning me into a slav, im drunk as fuck. heehee

Holy shit im drunk, i think i just fucked a girl ans got her pregnant.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker September 9, 2020

metric shit-ton

equal the number twenty-four(24).

me:dude I had a metric shit-ton of cookies the other day.

some guy:how many?

me:24.

by seang February 8, 2013