fuck-me bracelets

Bracelets, that if ripped off by some person other than yourself, means you have to have sex with them.

If you rip it off yourself, you have to masturbate.

I don't wear fuck-me bracelets, they'd make me look like a skank.

by imaprettycoolbrunette January 30, 2005

samuel jackson as fuck

something only a true black person would do, speak of, or know of.

nigga 1: man where you been?
nigga 2: just got my dreads pulled and tatted up wit my hurricane 40 oz.
nigga 1: thats samuel jackson as fuck nigga

by datoreonigga December 11, 2010

fuck yo mouf

Fuck your mouth, otherwise said as "fuck yo mouf" is the reply to a "slam" or a "burn." Generally stated after a person says something offensive, wrong, or a lie.

Man 1: "Yo, my hommie just rolled up on some bitches and hit it hard last night."

Man 2: "Man, that was my sister. Fuck yo mouf!"

by CGPierce May 1, 2008

Fuck Her Face

While receiving oral sex with a females mouth, the man slowly begins to thrust as though he was actually having sex, while the female relinquishes control and stays somewhat still instead of the traditional up and down “bob”.

Corey: You know she’s the one when she lets you fuck her face and she likes it!

Luke: Where can I find one of those?
Corey: She’s a Unicorn so you can’t... but I bet she may have some freaky friends who might let you fuck their face!!!

by BELIKECJ+SR July 26, 2018

Fuck the Owner Day

December 17th is Fuck the owner day.

On this date all Discord Mods are allowed to troll and grief the server owner/admins all they want without repercussions.

Bruv, Fuck the owner day is tomorrow and I haven't put together a plan to mess with the admins!

by VoxBoxVox December 17, 2021

wanna fuck able

Ability to have people that want to fuck you.

he is very "wanna fuck-able"

by Anonymous February 17, 2003

yankee fucking bastards

Anyone who roots or plays for the most overpaid losers in the history of American sports. (i.e. steroid users A-Rod, Andy pettite, Roger clemens, jason giambi, gary sheffield.........)

-Hey John, did you hear the new deal the Yankee fucking bastards made?
-No, but I'm guessing they paid over $20 million a year for it.
-Yah, you're right.

by David Schwartzzzzzzz March 3, 2009