butt fucking ape shit

going beyond crazy, or wild, beyond apeshit

I gave the cat some cat nip laced with coke and it went butt fucking ape shit and literally ran up the wall and touch the ceiling.

by rev_marcus February 10, 2020

Shit bomb/Molotov cocktail

The act of shitting in a bag (optional add cum) and lighting on fire creating a “shit Molotov cocktail” and throwing it towards someone house.

Damn it’s a Shit bomb/molotov cocktail we better get ready to eat yum yum

by 42dicksinabag August 17, 2019

Fork-Stealing Shit Goblin

A Fork-Stealing Shit Goblin is not literally what it sounds like. A Fork-Stealing Shit Goblin is a cruel, unjust human being, one who feeds purely on the anguish of others. A bully who acts inappropriately on others who are different than themself. A degenerate that slows down the advancement of our society. Fork-Stealing Shit Goblins emit a poison that makes people feel negative emotions, and secret this poison specifically on others who are highly different than themself. Fork-Stealing Shit Goblins are what we call, “toxic.” However, they can be dealt with by being completely ignored. If you let the goblin get under your skin, it will feed off of you, like a parasite, but if you ignore it, it will not have anything to feed off of, and it will shrivel up and die. If you are attacked by a Fork-Stealing Shit Goblin, ignore it, no matter what mean things it says. Let’s fight the Fork-Stealing Shit Goblins!

“All of you weebs and furries are so immature, childish, and weird, and you all deserve to be publicly humiliated!!”

“Don’t listen to him, he’s just another Fork-Stealing Shit Goblin.”

by OmegaWartortle May 26, 2020

Shit box sneaker car

A high mileage, moderately damaged vehicle with an Ace of Bass cd stuck in the cd player.

Yesterday, Sheryl pulled up in my driveway in her shit box sneaker car blasting Ace of Bass.

by Drummer2 May 4, 2021

Shit life syndrome (SLS)

Shit life syndrome (SLS) is a phrase used by physicians in the United Kingdom and the United States for the effect that a variety of poverty or abuse-induced disorders can have on patients.

(Wikipedia)

Alice: "I can't do that, you know... Because of money-experience circle..."
Bob: "The term you look for is probably Shit life syndrome (SLS), no? Take a peek..."
Alice: "Hm, I see... That fits. Shit life syndrome (SLS) can explain it ALL! Thanks; TIL!"
Bob: "Gladly."

by dame_dane July 27, 2022

Shit a hole through the floor

To be so startled/terrified that you shit yourself in such a way that your excrement hits the floor and burns a solid hole directly through it.

Used to indicate that a situation is/was exceptionally horrifying.

Similar to shit bricks

When I saw the murderer's mask, I shit a hole through the floor and ran.

by Xombifier October 8, 2014

Snake that shits perfect rats.

1. Someone or something that participates without adding anything of substance.

Person 1: "Dude, the only thing Lenny added to the presentation was stupid transition effects."

Person 2: "I know, talk about a snake that shits perfect rats."

by Johnrad March 22, 2022