consequential work

Work that is discovered while original work is in progress and immediately takes priority over your original intent. Consequential work involves significantly more effort/time/resources than the original work required.

So I was painting the kitchen, when a chunk of the wall comes right off in my hand because hornets had built a nest and chewed right through the drywall. Luckily, the hornets weren't home, but I'm gonna have to get rid of the nest and patch the drywall before I can finish painting. Nothin' like consequential work, damn it!

by Wolfeadr December 31, 2016

to work faster

This words words is so self explanatory it doesn't require an explanation

You have to Work faster idiots

by theodor66 January 14, 2017

pod work

Drug trafficking

Hi its Tony from Thailand.. Do you have any pod work;)

by Tusker January 24, 2017

splatter work

The exponential worsening of existence based on how God splatters your substance permanently relative to heaven on earth. The gnashing of the soul.

God is going to do some splatter work on the unpardonable sinners to prove a point that 100% evil is so thoroughly encapsulted.

by Hellsprung December 6, 2017

Wets work

When you take a power dump that's wet.

To after eating that taco bell I did mad wets work.

by Illuminated Echelon January 27, 2018

Rachel Work

opposite of passive aggressive; a complete b*tch or really sweet gal. No in between.

Rachel Work can be a good friend, but hates all people. Sometimes a little too honest.
Loves country music and marines.
Likes to say "WOW" in the voice of Owen Wilson.

Wow! I met Rachel Work today, and I liked her but she was also low-key bitchy.

by Rachel Work February 2, 2018

circle work

When true-believer employees stand around talking ecstatically to each other about how great the company is because of the "amazing work" they did; this typically creates a toxic smugness that pollutes the rest of the workplace.

Guy 1: Those dudes are being so loud - I can't even focus on my work.
Guy 2: Right? I can't believe they're still circle working over that sale they landed last month. It wasn't even that big of a deal.

by anna_kush May 24, 2018