1) An individual similar to Tiger Woods who has an attitude that he is somehow better than everyone else, gives off the false impression that he is a squeaky clean family man when in actuality he sleeps around with multiple women on the side and behaves like a street whore, and looks like a cross between a baboon & a chink-with a very scary yellow tint to his skin.
2) An ugly uppity motherfucking chigger (chink-nigger) who only marries or sleeps with white women so he can attempt to ameliorate his racial identity, aka: try to be white.
2) An ugly uppity motherfucking chigger (chink-nigger) who only marries or sleeps with white women so he can attempt to ameliorate his racial identity, aka: try to be white.
by Todd Powell January 5, 2010
Get the Tiger Woods niggermug. Waking up with morning wood, from dreaming about Tiger Woods multiple affairs with nasty bitches. (no homo)
"Yo' homie I ain't gay or nothin but all this media hype around Tiger fuckin all these nasty skanks has me waking up with Tiger Morning Wood."
by barneygrumble December 16, 2009
Get the Tiger Morning Woodmug. when your fucking a girl and she wraps her legs around your waist and hold her up, then you start fucking her and running full sprint into the open
since i had to go jogging and i was horny, i decided to do the alabama wood runner with my girlfriend.
by d-sickle January 8, 2010
Get the alabama wood runnermug. Prestigious Jesuit run Boarding school in the Woodlands of Clane Co. Kildare.Boasting past pupils Ciaran " the Kick" Wade, Patrick "the Whale" Durcan", William "great personality" Courtney and Rob Kearney
by mymanofmanyworlds May 31, 2010
Get the Clongowes Wood collegemug. 
Get the Gives me woodmug. dude 1: man, i got to go abandon an orphan in the woods!
dude 2: dont for get to spray something you smell bastard!
dude 2: dont for get to spray something you smell bastard!
by Red Skull 10 December 17, 2009
Get the abandon an orphan in the woodsmug. 4th February
A day celebrating the life and achievements of the certified stona
It is tradition to suck a fat pissa in celebration of this day
A day celebrating the life and achievements of the certified stona
It is tradition to suck a fat pissa in celebration of this day
derek: Here man am fuckin clammin for a pissa me liek
mathilda: It’s sound mush it’s jack wood day we can stomp as many stitchas as ya like
mathilda: It’s sound mush it’s jack wood day we can stomp as many stitchas as ya like
by adonnywithamassishlong August 31, 2022
Get the Jack Wood Daymug.