nopussy whipped 

a guy who does pretty much everything a girl asks of him, and does NOT get laid for it. Therefore he is most likely referred to as the gay guy friend to the girl, who she trusts not to try anything. If this is you, you probably don't have many friends.

A guy who talks to a girl everyday and hangs out with her as much as possible, or whenever she will hang out with him. And gets nothing out of it. If this is you, you are nopussy whipped.

nopussy whipped by bigdawginthelog March 13, 2010

Ninja Whipped 

a. Being totally whipped in a relationship and having it so artfully done that you don't even know that you are being kept in line.

b. Making a comment that cuts someone down to size but in such a subtle way they don't realize it until much later.

A. "Nah dude, I don't have like a real girlfriend or anything..." "Oh yah, do you have a girl who would be extremely upset to hear you saying that?" "Um, well, yeah... I do have that and would never say it around her." "Haha dude, you are totally ninja whipped!" (Usually followed by a text or phone call that ends with the person in denial going off to do the ninja whippers bidding)

B. "Do these pants make me look fat?" No! Not at all, they look really great on you." "Oh ok, thanks" "Sure no problem, however I read in an article that the color of the shirt you have on tends to add about 15 pounds when paired with jeans like that." "Oh um, ok..." *long pause* "Haha, ninja whipped!"

Ninja Whipped by Melly Traumatic October 25, 2010

Nothing Whipped 

Situation where man caves to a female in every which way and he hasn't actually hit the twissat

Have you hit that yet or are you still nothing whipped? You do any and everything she asked you to do.

Nothing Whipped by Rev Sharpton April 14, 2014

reality whiplash 

The experience of suddenly realizing that something is the opposite of what you thought it was.

"That's adorable!" I thought, watching a baby bear squeak with frustration as it tried to pull the bark off a stick. Then after a few minutes I realized the stick was a rabbit, and the squeaks were from it being eaten alive. The reality whiplash literally knocked the wind out of me.

reality whiplash by TheAwfulDin December 2, 2014

ass whiplash 

Whiplash of the ass

From Futurama season 2, episode 11: "The Lesser of Two Evils"

Bender: I think I got whiplash!
Leela: You can't have whiplash, you don't even have a neck.
Bender: I meant ass whiplash!

ass whiplash by yumyumgopop January 30, 2016

Puppy Whipped

Similar to pussy whipped; When an individual becomes enslaved to their pet canine and prioritizes them over quite literally anything else.

My dad is puppy whipped by our dog, Bonnie. He'll drop whatever he's doing at the sound of her whine. It doesn't matter if she's already had 5 bowls of food, she'll get another.

Puppy Whipped by Quaker's Oats69 April 21, 2020

Backpussy-whipped 

Related to backpussy and pussy-whipped. A gay enjoys his backpussy in his sexual relationships, but when he is being emotionally and socially dominated by his partner in every aspect of his life, unfortunately he is being backpussy-whipped.

Karen: I think Sam is really backpussy-whipped.
Stephen: I agree with you. His boyfriend forced him to go to the drag queen's convention.
Karen: Poor thing, that wig looked really bad on him.

Backpussy-whipped by Let's be Anne February 21, 2021