Turkey Tractor Pull

when doing anal sex standing up, the person in front clenches there bum and starts walking around the room.

She Turkey Tractor Pulled me so hard I thought my dick was going 2 fall off

by Mateze December 2, 2010

Vern Turkey Dinner

When you proceed to have sex with a store-bought turkey multiple times before Thanksgiving, until the Turkey is seemingly filled with ejaculate. Can be done with multiple people as an activity for the holiday, and is done best if the turkey is bought about a week before the holiday, giving you plenty of time to "stuff" it with your "filling". A somewhat swollen appearance is often desired, similar to that of a water balloon.

Dad : This turkey is especially juicy this year, what's your secret?
Me : Oh, just a Vern Turkey Dinner. The secret is in the sauce.
Dad : I might have to help out with it next year.

by FatherVern October 10, 2019

Turkey turn up

A party that happens to fall on thanksgiving day or the night before usually put on by teenagers or college students.

Dude I'm so ready for that turkey turn up at Shelby's house! I'm gonna get so hammered and cure the hangover with thanksgiving dinner the next day!

by Dogfood69 November 28, 2013

Turkey trot

loose ball sacs that hang and sag extremely low(below the knees), causing a droopy wrinkle appearance

When I take a shit i have to move my Turkey Trot on top of my lap so they dont hit the water.

by Miltope January 25, 2016

Turkey Delight

The enjoyment one gets out of a turkey slap.

I hd some turkey delight during that sex

by hamghetti... September 29, 2006

herby turkey

Primary: A lunch sandwich one can purchase at Johnny’s Bagels in Bethlehem PA.

Secondary: a person who is very miz, gay, and a huge herb...Hence herby turkey

B Pell graduate of Lehigh University 05' is quite the herby turkey.

by E mon IE October 20, 2006

Covid Turkey Slap

Due to social distancing, simulating the performance of a traditional Turkey Slap by swinging the penis back and forth, 6 ft away from her face with no physical contact.

While not as physically satisfying as it would be under non-pandemic circumstances, the act of lovingly pseudo-slapping your partner in the face with an erect or semi erect penis is still a coveted tradition especially around Thanksgiving.

My hot cousin came to town for thanksgiving. While i normally would give her a Turkey slap after everyone went to bed, we kept our distance and had to settle for the covid Turkey slap instead. I gave her a little helicopter penis action as well.

by Dick Onchin November 13, 2020