Midnight Finger

This is when you are laying with a chick that has fallen asleep and you are so horny that you try and finger her in the pussy while she sleeps. This is often followed up with the immediate "Midnight Slap," "What were you just doing!!??" and the "Get out of my room!"

She fell asleep and I tried to give her the midnight finger.

by Aaron B. January 21, 2006

No Finger February

Girls can't touch/masterbait/finger themself the whole February, so it's fair for the men each November,girls can fuck but they can't cum or squirt

Welp bob that sucks for you looks like no finger February is coming around

by Jusaplaingirl November 4, 2019

finger blasting

The art of exploding your finger with the most amount of mess everywhere.

i had a finger blast the other day, my friend looks like a member of the yakuza

by Anonymous October 24, 2003

Finger Fucker

Someone who goes into a jewelry store, tries on all of the rings and then leaves without buying anything.

You spent an hour helping that customer without selling her anything. Was she a finger fucker?

by Boscoe September 10, 2009

suprise finger

the exotic art of suprising people with your finger.
frequently acompanied with ninja skills

suprise!
ouch! you poked me in the eye!
I suprise fingered you!

by ToriVale April 28, 2006

courtesy fingers

foreplay to anal sex

"don't stick it straight in, give me some courtesy fingers!"

by adwardo April 16, 2009

Finger pop

To masterbate.

When Kong if not home and I'm horny and I need to come I do a finger pop to get off.

by Black Snapper August 30, 2018