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The Rule of Thumb

The teenage act of using your thumb as a hole guide for your cock which is larger than she is used to. After slapping your fumbling dick in your palm, you gently insert your thumb into her pussy. Like Houdini you simply run your cock along your thumb, using it like a ruler or a guide, to direct and allow an easy and simple access’s to an otherwise unsatisfied pussy.
She was too tight for me, it was dark and I couldn’t even find her hole
properly. I heard Jimmy strolled in last night at the pub and after a few drinks he took her home. Apparently he used “the rule of thumb” his old
Man taught him. After a while the crafty fucker worked his huge knob to the hilt - and we didn’t see him for 3 days!
by Jungle Diver August 1, 2019
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Kentucky thumb

Scott's rn50 blew up so he put a Kentucky thumb in it.

After she came over last night I gave her the Kentucky thumb
by Kentuckythumb May 20, 2021
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Kentucky thumb

Shoving your thumb In your partner's anus and screaming "lock and load"
Oh you want that Kentucky thumb after dinner?
by Lildick690 May 20, 2021
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john thumb

A perfectly shaped shit which falls from one's out spout, sinking in your toilet water and clogging it. This dense anal crueller strategically seals thy throne drain just as that small boys thumb held back a wall of water.
The immense relief I felt after finally birthing the largest shit in history, was squashed when my toilet couldn't flush overflowing from my John Thumb.
by Apologetic Shiek January 17, 2024
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thumbs up

soft hearted & addict with his/her partner
he totally nice and thumbs up yaa
by fatherbeloveddaughter October 20, 2022
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Thumb wrench

Me.."Vlad, can you hand me that thumb wrench?"

Vlad.."girly, I dont know what your talking about. "
Me.."Look hater, it's a thumb wrench cause you use your thumb to operate. You know God damn good and well what I'm talking about."
by chewieyumyum May 17, 2019
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Thumbs up

your obsessed with 1 guy
by littlems October 6, 2022
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