A depressed little boy with no future that has been rejected many many times. He has no friends and he is lonely. People make fun of him liking an amazing girl but since everyone knows he doesn't stand a chance with her the other people make fun of him very often. He is the worst person you could ever think of.
by Rancidious1783 November 11, 2018
Get the Tonimug. 
Texas Tony arrives by the sky. Hangs at the Honky Tonk and eats glizzys. He’s got an iron liver. Will awake everyone by 8am. At brunch downtown you’ll find him by a lama. Loves a goodnight sleep on the roof.
by Tonylives May 21, 2022
Get the Texas Tonymug. by Asswhole August 13, 2014
Get the Pulling a Tonymug. A couple that has been together so long it makes no sense for them to split up even though they argue all the time and their kids are more responsible then they are.
At a party the other night and an 18 year old kid walks in and starts yelling at his parents because they stole the keys to his car. He asked the parents why and he said I know why because both of your vehicles have a breathalyzer test hooked to the ignition, they pulled a real Tony and Bertha.
by RNKMXN February 2, 2020
Get the Tony and Berthamug. 
When Big Tony joins your group as a bandwagon fan (like a sports team), a great misfortune will befall the group. This is an equivalent of a dark cloud hanging over someone.
by Party Tony October 19, 2018
Get the The Curse of Big Tonymug.