supreme fish surprise

a slang term for vagina

I swear to God Janis. I saw it with my own eyes. Right there in Waffle House. I shit you not. She whipped out her Supreme Fish Surprise. Flopped it right on my choco waffles.

by greatuncledaddy November 17, 2017

Kinder Egg Surprise

When you try to cum but piss comes out instead

Ah shit! I just got a Kinder Egg Surprise !

by Sexmaster6979 March 6, 2023

Cream-pie Surprise

The act of cumming inside of an ice cream before it has been served, resulting in a warm ooze in the inside of the ice cream.

Nathan's Ex ordered an ice cream so he gave her the Cream-pie Surprise.

by One Pump Whillip August 6, 2020

down-town surprise

When you wipe your ass after taking a shit and some of the shit comes off on your hand.

Jason had bad diarrhea, so when he wiped, he had a down-town surprise.

by Hail the Almighty BOB May 16, 2014

Surprise Barrel Roll

The act in which mid sex the male, in missionary position, rolls continuously, still penetrating his partner and thrusting.

Shane: "Hey Rick!"
Rick: "What now Shane.."
Shane: "Guess what I did to Laurie last Tuesday?"
Rick gives him a serious face and asks,"What did you do to her Shane?"
Shane: "I gave her the famous Surprise Barrel Roll on her for 10 seconds!"
Rick turns around and mutters to himself,"I was only able to do it to her for 2 seconds..."

by TOATSMYGOATS(NT) January 8, 2013

tator tot surprise

When you find a random tator tot in your french fries.

I love to have tator tot surprise at sonic!

by Tank5 April 14, 2016

Surprise Laundry List

(N.) A list that a woman gives you to do without notice until the minute before it has to get done. Usually gets in the way of previous plans.

Patrick: Hey man, I'm on my way to come pick you up to get some drinks.

Matt: Sorry, I can't anymore. Marie just gave me a surprise laundry list.

Patrick: Damn. Women these days...

by Heroneman February 21, 2011