Russian Tap Water

Vodka, typically used as a substitute for water

You see, Ivan, if drink Russian Tap Water you will shoot Kalash more accurately since hands will be less shaky.

by Ivan Ivanovich June 21, 2019

Russian Salmon Trap

When one staples ones dickhole together and then proceed to partake in sexual intercourse with a female.

Unknown: Hey man. How was last night?
“Oh it was great we tried the Russian Salmon Trap, blood was flowing”

by 333PROMETHEUS January 29, 2022

Russian doll fart

A group of sequential farts that decrease in both sonic and gaseous output, similar to the visual effect of Russian nesting dolls standing side by side.

JEREMY: <S P L O R R R T... SPLERT ... Poik ... pernt... prnt ... pft>
ALICE: Aw, man -- did you just Russian doll fart in here?

by nickthickie January 16, 2014

White Russian Party

It's like a regular party, except there are a few exceptions. It's a party that a small group of guys have that involves drinking solely white russians, and the chicks invited are hookers for each guy. Generally White Russian Parties are held in hotel suites.

Guy 1: Dude, lets have a party!

Guy 2: Sweet, we'll have a white russian party!

Guy 1: What's that?

Guy 2: It's like a regular party but better because you're house doesn't get trashed, you get guaranteed sex with hot bitches, and you get to drink white russians!

Guy 1: Fuck yeah dude! What are we waiting for?

by Dean Domino October 6, 2012

russian hot taco

When a group of guys jizz in an anus and fart all that jizz into a vagina to get her impregnated with one of those guys semen.

She must of played Russian hot taco if she doesn't know who the baby daddy is....slut

by Pity Puddles June 9, 2017

Russian Bidet

Wiping your ass with a clump of snow/ice

I was walking my dogs at the park and had a really wet fart I had to use a Russian Bidet

by Dangah!!!!!!!! November 2, 2011

Russian ass crack

When having anal sex and she shits on your dick while screaming, making the sounds of an angry Russian

My girlfriend and I tried the Russian ass crack and my dick still stink

by TheRealPatty July 26, 2016