A person (typically a family member) that calls you right before you ejaculate, messing up your rhythm and taking you out of the zone
Last night I was in the middle of a great jerk off session until my great grandma phoned me. She is such a wank fiend
by Dr. Schmedt May 18, 2018
Get the Wank Fiendmug. A Russian Wank is the act of submerging one's phallus into Vodka and proceeding with vigorous masturbation.
Man 1: I had a Russian Wank last night!
Man 2: Damn, did it feel good?
Man 1: Yeah, but it burnt my foreskin off!
Man 2: Damn, did it feel good?
Man 1: Yeah, but it burnt my foreskin off!
by daddyscock May 4, 2020
Get the Russian Wankmug. A woman whose husband no longer finds her sexually attractive, no longer desires to sleep with her and instead spends his free time whacking off to porn.
Jill: Kelly always seems so unhappy anymore. What's going on with her?
Jane: That poor girl's a wank widow. Bob never gives her any attention anymore. Spends all his time on the computer.
Jane: That poor girl's a wank widow. Bob never gives her any attention anymore. Spends all his time on the computer.
by I'm Pseudonym February 28, 2011
Get the wank widowmug. Also known as titty wank or tittywank. The sexual act of a female (or perhaps anyone with sizable breasts) using breasts to stimulate a penis, possibly to the point of orgasm. Derivation unknown, but may be a metaphor for a man sitting between the two large humps of a camel.
After she sucked on his penis on her knees, she wrapped her generous breasts around his penis and camel wanked him until he came on her face.
by Pm4whipping February 7, 2017
Get the camel wankmug. “Jenny gave me a stump wank lastnight it was like a sexy rolling pin “
“Omg Ken stump wanked me with his leg he pumped my clit so hard
“Omg Ken stump wanked me with his leg he pumped my clit so hard
by Mctut December 20, 2020
Get the Stump wankmug. by Sez1987 August 23, 2021
Get the Wank Featuresmug. by Theloveofmanywords May 15, 2018
Get the willy’s wankmug.