Kyle Adkins

American who shoots racoons in the face and talks about logic too much. He is in no way related to Will.

Suuuuuu-ee boi, you did a Kyle Adkins to that racoon right 'n the face

by shutupkyle December 2, 2022

slippery Kyle

When you nut in your girlfriend's butthole, then coat your penis in jizz and use it that as lube when you switch holes

Whoa dude, you really pulled a slippery Kyle on that girl, huh?

by Ballah_Rotney69 September 22, 2020

selena kyle

The "Selena Kyle" or "Catwoman" is a take on the classic Superman. While having sex with a woman you pull out and cum on her back. Then instead of grabbing a towel and tossing it on her back like a cape you grab a cat (preferably one you don't own) flip it on its back and rub the cat all over her back so the cat's loose fur gets stuck to the girl's back in the semen. Added benefit if the girl attempts to attack you after the fact toss the cat at her grab your pants and run.

Kyle: Hey i heard Cheryl is really mad at you man
Joseph: yeah i gave her the Selena Kyle last night and it took her hours to peel all the fur off her back

by jeremy has no brain July 30, 2017

Pulling a kyle

Taking home the largest and least attractive hogzilla from a 4 am bar, because why not

Steve was at holligans last night and we caught him "pulling a kyle", I be the smells like shame this morning

by Tullski June 27, 2014

kyle hayden

he’s a dumbass who really likes tiktok and his username is PussySlayer104

girl 1- omg who’s he? he looks annoying
girl 2- he is, that’s kyle hayden

by dumbhoe22 February 4, 2020

Kyle

Most likely a faggot who should killhimself

Kyle you little nigger faggot how about you go slit you wrist and hang yourself

by Circle jerkkk June 11, 2018

Kyle

An absolute fucking asshole who cant keep his dick in his pants.

"my boyfriend cheated on me"
"i told you he was a kyle"

by Hrtlcoeta June 2, 2018