Duck Fucker

People who think ducks are thicccc and want to smash.

Gabe- "like im not a duck fucker but thicc duck is thicc duck"
Man- "Gabe is a duck fucker"

by BEANS BEANS BEANS April 3, 2020

paranoid ducks

there is a duck watching everybody,and there will be beside the fact that i am a duck.so maybe you are a duck too.

when you feel the breath of a duck on your neck,never look back to see paranoid ducks,just look at the mirror.

by the duck is watching us March 23, 2016

Mug Ducks

A band made popular in the Baltimore - DC region.

Alternatively, to achieve success in a degenerate ass-backwards way.

Man, Chris really mug ducked his way out of that DUI.

The Mug Ducks really crushed that Tom Petty cover!

by Trae the Truth December 31, 2020

duck story

a duck story is a story (often told in song) where a duck trolls a human! most famous examples The Duck Song, The Duck Song 2 and The Duck Song 3! Alot of People like memeing duck stories and adding their own creative mix! Now new duck stories arnt all that common anymore but it was still good while we watched it!

kid: tell me the duck story
person: the duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand "hey! got any grapes?"

by tsar obama October 26, 2020

Grecian Duck

The act of soaking a comb in duck butter and running it through yours or someone elses hair.

Joe: Do you have a comb?
John: Here you go sir.
Joe: Dude, you just gave me grecian duck!

by DarkVinnymac October 18, 2008

Duck dirt

When you have dirt under you finger nails because you've thrown stones at male ducks who are raping female ducks.

Sorry about the duck dirt under my finger nails, but I've been trying to save a female duck again from being raped in this piece of water.

by Jojogermany February 20, 2019

punching ducks

(Figurative) Something one does to blow-off steam.

Been a long week. Going to walk around the lake. I feel like punching ducks.

by elephanttaxi October 17, 2013