Cadbury Surprise 

A more fun way to commit suicide...

First, gouge your eyes out with an ice-cream scooper. Then replace them with cadbury eggs, because everybody loves cadbury eggs.

Magic: Oh my god!??!?! I can't believe that grandpa killed himself!!!
Grandma: I know, it is horrible
Magic: Cadbury eggs?!?!? Fuck yea grandpa, you are awesome!!!

(Grandma crying in the back)

Cadbury Surprise by MagicDonJuan November 28, 2004

Russian Surprise 

Exotic sex position where the man drinks a whole bottle of vodka and jizzes in it. Then he shakes it up and turns it upside down sticking the neck of the bottle into a girls vagina. When the sperm empties from the bottle the male gives the girl anal and yells Surprise! in Russian

My vag hurts from my boyfriend giving me a Russian Surprise

Russian Surprise by Thedarkkidfromdowntheblock May 10, 2011

gym bag surprise 

When your Mom accidentally leaves her GIANT VIBRATOR in your gym bag when she sends clothes over to your new place.

Sam & Tom got a gym bag surprise the other day when they walked in on Mike felching Tucker.

gym bag surprise by DaElite September 29, 2009

Banana Surprise

A banana surprise happens when a male is mid coitus with his female partner in the dark and says " Do you mind if I try something different?" After getting permission said male then reaches for a banana he has stowed earlier, peels it and then begins gently rubbing the banana on the females genitals. After a few minutes said female should ask what is that which then the male yells "Banana Surprise!" and shoves said banana into the females vagina at full force.

My girl said she was into magic so I Banana Surprised her ass.

Banana Surprise by dmac67 November 19, 2010

Lumberjack Surprise 

When a man or woman is constipated and takes a dump on their sexual partner's chest, dressed as a lumberjack yelling "timber" right before the deuce drops.

I was getting kinky with my girlfriend and she asked me for a lumberjack surprise.

Lumberjack Surprise by RedheadDavis August 29, 2009

Unicorn Surprise 

A sexual act where as a female is giving fellatio to a male, the female surprisingly inserts a dildo into the male's rectum

Jenny was still bitter about John giving her the shocker, so she decided to get back at him by giving him a unicorn surprise.

Unicorn Surprise by WichitaStateFan April 5, 2010

Red Lace Surprise 

A pleasant surprise consisting of a red corset and thigh high red lace stockings connected to the red lace booty shorts. Red lace surprise serves as a very good gift for cheering a friend up.

"Would you like a sexy red lace surprise or a 'Hey, I got you a magnet' surprise."

"The first one."

Red Lace Surprise by Gerifficke December 11, 2006