Spitting Anteater

An ejaculating, uncircumcised penis where the semen appears to shoot from the elongated, tube-shaped snout of an anteater.

Dude, I walked in the door just in time to see his spitting anteater make a mess of the carpet.

by Sister Mary Margaret February 10, 2014

shitty surprise

This sexual act can only be performed once in a relationship. If done more than once, the subject should be subject to ridicule.
This act can only be performed if the subject is unaware. A Shitty Surprise is the act which when a woman is about to receive a mans ejaculation, the man makes her close her eyes, he then turns around and shits on her face.

Note: Explosive diarrhea works best!

Guy 1: " Yeah, I gave her a Shitty Surprise last night"
Guy 2: "I did it the other week with my ex"

by mary poppins butthole October 26, 2014

spitting savage

Talking shit or trash to or about someone

I was spitting savage to that hoe.

by June9 December 2, 2014

Shitty pop cock

I pop bottle that looks and feels like a big dick

I found a shitty Pop cock

by Tummy monkey Monday February 6, 2015

Shitty McDickerson

An Irish anal enthusiast.

Old Shitty McDickerson over there sure does have a smelly cock.

by buttdavehead May 1, 2014

shitty McDermott

One who shits and/or farts excessively

That bitch is a regular Shitty McDermott!

by M0n$t3r August 18, 2014

shitty pow

Forceable self ass sex

The king had no friends so he shitty powed himself everynight

by DerbyPopcorn February 23, 2015