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School

An infernal hellhole where all hopes and dreams are relentlessly sucked out of children by ruthless people who dedicate there lives to the practice of child torture, which is apparenw legal now.

School in a nutshell: you learn useless crap for 12 years so you can get a piece of paper that says you can do more mindless work in a plain old cubicle and earn minimum wage.

Teacher: OK timmy, what is 9*(8/56*5638*89) to the power of 5. You have 30 seconds

Timmy: wut m8 dat aint fair

Teacher: 20 SECONDS

Timmy:*tableflip*

Teacher: OMG you are like, so gonna like, get suspended you rat

Timmy:*contemplates the fact that normal law doesnt apply to school*

(When timmy gets home)

Timmys parents: XUUGUCYXTYVYTXFXGH YCYCYCUCUC YOU GOT WHAT

Teacher:*posts on her twitter,instagram,snapchat, etc(that has her small army of teachers as the only followers)* hAHAHAHAHHAHAHA timmy got rekt m8s lOLOLOLOLOL
The innocent students went to school, or prison.
See:prison
by A poor innocent child February 7, 2018
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The living hell we are forced to visit every week and learn useless information and be told we are idiot
by hggjgh January 8, 2017
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School for 12 years,college for 4 years and then you work until you DIE
Teacher: Ok class, now time to go get a job I mean, you already finished SCHOOL
Me:are you frickin' kidding me?!?
by I have school-_- October 15, 2018
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The gateway to bullying, depression, and death:(
Guy 1: So, how did he die? Guy 2: School :(
by Oreo:) October 8, 2016
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Tim lets go try out our new glocks at school so we get revenge on the people who bullied us.
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Seven
Cruel
Ours of
Our
Life
Amy:Emma.. where are you taking me?

Emma:To hell.
Amy: No not that place. Not School!
Emma:Yes.. u deserve to be punished.
by 2cShadow April 23, 2021
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School is a place that no kid wants to go to. It is torture to us kid. To us kids if you like school there is something wrong with you.
by Bri.The.Kueen May 8, 2018
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